Tag: anus burger

Happy ‘BP Destroyed the Gulf of Mexico Forever’ Day!

Good morning, dead baby dolphins! It's hard to believe that today marks the first anniversary of the Gulf of Mexico being poisoned forever. Does anyone even remember what the Gulf was like before murdered sea creatures started washing up...

575-Pound Arizona Anusburger Mascot Guy Dead At 29

It seems we're working on an "Arizona Trilogy" today, as part of "Trilogy Week" here at Wonkette. (Yesterday was "Americans Unleash Vile Hate On American Muslims" day. Did you enjoy that?) Anyway, the third of our Arizona Stories today...

Obama’s State of the Union Speech Is/Will Be Bad Because ….

Republican time travelers have a very strong argument against Barack Obama's state of the union speech -- the speech he will give tonight -- and it basically goes like this: "Oh yeah, well then why doesn't everyone have a...

Drop Off Your Ballot and Pick Up a Delicious American Anus Burger

There's no better salve for the empty feeling you get after casting your ballot than the gooey greasy salt-fat blob of a delicious anus burger sliding down your throat to rest in your gut alongside the "beef tallow" sodium...

Here’s Your Video of McNugget Lady Going Nuts

How are things in McDonaldland, USA? Pretty bad, we bet! Here's the "State of the Union," as video-recorded by a robot camera over the McDonald's drive-thru somewhere. (Oh and your Wonkette has an "arrangement" with this news-video company, so...

All of America Captured In Single Photograph

Wonkette operative "Lily E." was just driving around the outskirts of Madison, Virginia, this weekend when she was compelled to snap this picture of America 2010. It's all there, everything. Everything.