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Donald Trump To Address Congress Tonight, Because That’s What ‘Presidents’ Do

Everything you never wanted to know about Trump's address to Congress tonight!

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay ‘Religious Liberty’!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
What does that even mean? I give you my chin?

How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.

Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.

Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them

Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.

Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You’re Wonkette’s Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016!

The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court

Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!

Sonia Sotomayor Wanted To Smack Scalia With Baseball Bat, But Only When He Was Talking

More proof that the Supreme Court ain't beanbag.
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John McCain Promises To Keep Supreme Court Crippled Until President Palin Elected In 2020

John McCain says President Hillary can't have no Supreme Court justices. THANKS OBAMA.

Will Trump Bring Back HUAC And Put This Wacky Racist Dude In Charge Of It?

Well, Michael Savage -- the wacky racist dude himself -- certainly hopes so.
Go home, Celestia, you're drunk

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Your Potty Mouth Clearly Shows That You Are A DEMOCRAT!

Rarely is the question asked: Is our deleted commenters learning? (No, they is not.)

Here’s Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?
Look at all those magazines! Or are they clips?

Supreme Court Lets Connecticut, New York Come For Your Assault Rifles, America Finished (Again)

The Supreme Court has declined to hear appeals to laws banning the sale or possession of assault-style rifles in Connecticut and New York. Guess that issue's settled, then.

Transgender-Hatin’ School Board Begging Supreme Court To Kick Its Ass Now

Ooh, what if the Supreme Court takes this case???