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Everyone should thank CNN today for thoroughly debunking the “rumor” that Barack Obama is the Antichrist (seriously, this is somehow classified as a “rumor,” that Obama may have magical powers). The big headline, “OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST?” along with the subhed claiming that this is a real “debate” online and thousands of other images of ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST EVIL SATAN were very necessary for the viewers watching said debunking. Raw Story has the video. Oh and let’s thank CNN for covering this same thing yesterday, too. [Raw Story]

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Minnesota is filthy with Lutherans of all varieties — there are apparently numerous little denominations known as “synods,” which means “crazy Swedes.” And 6th District GOP candidate Michele Bachmann belongs to one of these Lutheran sects that holds the common and unoffensive belief that “the Pope is the very Antichrist.”

Predictably, the liberals have their sex-disease-stained panties bunched up over Bachmann’s faith. These atheists don’t even understand what the Antichrist is supposed to be, because they’re terrorists who are always getting high on dope and having gay abortions with communists.

We will edumacate you people and prove why Michele Bachmann will be the best congresswoman ever, after the jump.

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We’ve been wondering what’s up with this whole “Obama ‘08!” excitement, because the guy hasn’t actually done anything but win his first Senate race after Republican Jack Ryan had to drop out. (Ryan was caught trying to peddle his wife’s ass at Sex Clubs — you know, the Star Trek alien gal with the crazy tits.)

But shocking new information was delivered by owl this morning to Wonkette’s newsroom, and suddenly everything makes perfect sense.

Barack Obama is the … Anti Christ. Or antichrist, that’s a good way to spell it, too. More than you ever imagined, after the jump.

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