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As everyone in Chicago knows, Barack Obama’s two best black friends are Islamist leader Louis Farrakhan and Jeremiah Wright, Barack’s anti-white preacher. Why does Barack consort with them? Will he bring hope to America’s white Jews when he’s sultan? Tim Russert is determined to know.

Diplohater Condi Rice and more than a dozen intelligence officials “must testify about their conversations with pro-Israel lobbyists, a federal judge ruled Friday in an espionage case.” Two former American Israel Public Affairs Committee lobbyists are being tried for passing on classified Pentagon information to Israeli people. But we assume the judge won’t rule against them, because that would be anti-Semitic. [AP via WP]

Representative Darrel Issa (R-CA) may have some legitimate grievances with certain elements of the Jewish community, but that doesn’t make this any less funny: MORE »

This very special edition of Cartoon Violence is brought to you by Today’s Cartoons and Snakes on a Plane FEVER, which has infected our resident cartoon expert the Comics Curmudgeon — along with, uh, The Descent fever, Floyd Landis fever, and drunk anti-semitism fever. Tragically, the Gawker Contributor health plan does not cover conditions caused by pointless action movie references (nor, we shoud clarify, any other conditions).

After the jump, cartoons tackle pop culture, wrestle it to the ground, and drain it of joy.

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The heat and Today’s Cartoons have, quite possibly, driven our poor little cartoon expert the Comics Curmudgeon right over the edge. He’s starving them and making them fight — the upside is, whoever loses, we win!

After the jump — Joementum, Iraq, anti-semitic action stars, and the unbearable heat.

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Still wishing to perform its civic duty and help ensure that the world never forgets what went on in those dark days, ABC is looking to a production team headed by Pat Buchanan and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad to complete the series. MORE »

The Billings Gazette reports that Senator Conrad Burns’ reasoned, calm criticism of America’s Favoritest Heroes Evah (aka “firefighters”) was, in fact, a little more strongly worded (and blasphemous) than the official report indicated: MORE »

* The takeover is complete when bloggers turn their guns away from the MSM and take aim at the “free alternative weeklies.” [DCeiver] MORE »

Oy. Typical crazy conspiracy-theorizing. You just can’t take anyone on the left seriously when you know some of them are engaging in this crypto-anti-Semetic– oh, wait…

Well. Our mistake. We promise never to underestimate Jewish control of the world again. MORE »

He’s recovered from prostate cancer; he’s swapped the menacing schoolboy bow-tie for a shiny new zootsuit; he’s finally made nice with the gays. Where else, you ask, has Louis Farrakhan gone soft? This is an excerpt from the “About” section of the official website for the “Millions More March,” scheduled to take place in Washington tomorrow as a 10th anniversary replay of the 1995 event. MORE »