anti-american

IT'S OK BECAUSE MY BLACK FRIEND TOLD ME ONCE  4:23 pm January 2, 2013

Wisconsin Pol: Why Do We Care About Kwanzaa When It Wasn’t Even on The Cosby Show?

by Taylor Huffman

Do you yearn for a time when the day after Christmas was all about throwing your useless wrapping paper into the man-made canal behind your house, instead of marking the beginning of the white, leftist holiday of Kwanzaa with a ceremonial dangling of the American flag inches above a lit Kinara? Wisconsin State Senator Glenn [...]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS  3:08 pm October 24, 2008

by Jim Newell

BACHMANN TO ADDRESS NATION: Ah, this is a typical thing people do when they are UTTERLY FREAKING OUT about their entire careers: “Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) has taped an advertisement apologizing for her televised comments calling Barack Obama anti-American, according to a Republican source familiar with her campaign’s decision.” It is still staggering that this [...]

INVESTIGATE THIS  1:01 am October 24, 2008

Michele Bachmann Will Have Lots of Free Time To Investigate the Anti-Americans

by Ken Layne

Dingbat embarrassment Michele Bachmann has blabbed her way into a losing battle to keep her congressional seat in Minnesota’s 6th District. The new polls are out, and they say Batshit Bachmann is down three points. The sixth-level druid Elwyn Tinklenberg now has the lead, 47%-44%. Magic is everywhere.

INSANE KLOWN POSSE  10:00 am October 22, 2008

Michele Bachmann Concedes Barack Obama Is Not An Anti-American Who Hates America

by Sara K. Smith

OH BLAST YOU Congressional poll trackers, why will you not do a fresh poll of Minnesota District 6? Congresswoman Michele Bachmann’s opponent, a rare Upper Midwestern wood sprite of the species tinklenbergus, may be winning by zillions of points after Bachmann’s Friday-night meltdown on Hardball. Or maybe not, who knows! But one thing is for [...]

DINGUSES  6:45 pm October 17, 2008

Michele Bachmann Rightfully Concerned About Liberals Hating America

by Jim Newell

Here’s your video of wacky Michele Bachmann on the Chris Matthews show, talkin’ bout libruls. Barack Obama is anti-American! Nancy Pelosi! Harry Reid! All liberal anti-Americans and yet they are RUNNING AMERICA. Not good! Not a good situation at all. Around 6:30 in this seven-minute clip is when she suggests the media perform a Witch [...]

METRO SECTION  12:45 pm June 27, 2007

Guy With the Shirt

by Ken Layne


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