Happy 5th Anthrax Anniversary!
Thursday, September 28th, 2006
While the Blame America First crowd erroneously predicted Cheney would pull another 9/11 on the fifth anniversary of the attacks, we figured it would be a lot easier to do a nostalgic anthrax freakout before the midterms. (Guess what also happened five years ago this month?)
Really, what does it take? Some envelopes, stamps, a few addresses you get off some websites, and some of that scary anthrax from the anthrax factory up the road at Maryland’s Fort Detrick– or just use lousy cocaine or dishwashing detergent or whatever.
It has begun. Come get your Cipro after the jump.
While the Blame America First crowd erroneously predicted Cheney would pull another 9/11 on the fifth anniversary of the attacks, we figured it would be a lot easier to do a nostalgic anthrax freakout before the midterms. (Guess what also happened five years ago this month?)
Really, what does it take? Some envelopes, stamps, a few addresses you get off some websites, and some of that scary anthrax from the anthrax factory up the road at Maryland’s Fort Detrick– or just use lousy cocaine or dishwashing detergent or whatever.
It has begun. Come get your Cipro after the jump.









Just as Sept. 12 was the day the White House actually