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Never Forget: Michele Bachmann Is The Real Victim Of Calling People Muslim Terrorists

Fun times at the Capitol! First Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (who sits on the House Intelligence Committee) released a letter saying Hillary Clinton’s top aide, superhotty Huma Abedin (who is married to Anthony Wiener, known Jew, also) is probably a Muslim terrorist! After all, why is the State Department giving security clearances to people whose fathers once knew a guy who knew a guy who might have given some money to the Muslim Brotherhood, HENGHHH? And then John McCain had one of his biannual decency jags, and went on the floor of the Senate and struck Michele Bachmann across the face with a glove and challenged her to a duel, for Abedin’s honor. And now Michele Bachmann is really, really butthurt that people would be so MEAN as to “distort” her McCarthyite witch-hunt letters, when all she did was call State Department employees part of the cabal of Muslin Satan! HOW DARE PEOPLE SAY MICHELE BACHMANN’S WORDS THAT SHE WROTE? Read more on Never Forget: Michele Bachmann Is The Real Victim Of Calling People Muslim Terrorists…
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At The Movies With Donald Trump: The Greatest, Classiest Review Of Dark Knight Rises

Gelatinous swamp-thing Donald Trump has taken to his Youtube again, and the result is a veritable Cindy Adams column of nonsequiters from the new Batman movie (have you heard? There is a new Batman movie) to his nuanced take on Anthony Wiener’s “sexual perversions” (“he was never good before and he really turned out not to be good”) to OPEC to Obama’s college transcripts. Only in New York, kids! Only in New York! But the Daily Caller, it seems, does not care for Trump’s brand of narcissist thuggery (it’s not as sophisticated a narcissist thuggery as Tucker Carlson’s), and they make fun of him! Like this: Trump explains that the masses have requested his thoughts on a variety of subjects, and he has decided to humor the people by bequeathing his film knowledge upon the plebeians. Meow, Daily Caller, you catty bitch! Read more on At The Movies With Donald Trump: The Greatest, Classiest Review Of Dark Knight Rises…