Tag: anthony weiner

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

FBI Director James Comey Said A Stupid About Hillary’s Emails, Burn Him For A Witch!

Let's keep our eye on the ball, folks.

Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI’s Still ON IT.

Will this be THE SMOKING GUN? Or is it just a buncha spam about Russian pee hookers? Who can say!

Is Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ The End Of Donald Trump? Maybe! A Holy-Shit-Y’all Investigation Into WTF!

Strap in, kids. This Russia stuff just got fucking HEAD EXPLODES.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Surprise! FBI Warrant To Sniff Through ‘New’ Hillary Emails Was Bunch Of Crap

Time for FBI Director James Comey to not have a job anymore.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Guess Benghazi Committee Doesn’t Care About Four Dead Americans Anymore :(

Hillary lost the election, so we guess it's not important anymore.

Unemployment Drops Again, Trump Has Good Economy To Wreck! Your Wonkagenda For Friday, December 2, 2016

Kellyanne Conway can't stop crying, Trump's big league illegal immigration problem, and Webster's requests more words. Your daily news brief!
Totally worth it

Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

Official Wonkette Election Post Mortem Puts Blame Where It Belongs: On Anthony Weiner’s Dick

Anthony Weiner's dick may be the end of the world.

Dear James Comey: A Nice Thing To Do Today Would Be To Go Fuck Yourself

We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

FBI STILL Can’t Find Hillary’s Evil Emails. Your Wonkagenda, Monday, November 7, 2016.

James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!

FBI Director James Comey: HAHA, YOU GUYS! MY BAD!

The FBI has looked at the new Hillary emails and surprise! It's a big nothing!

Your Weekly Top Ten Features The Wonkette Kiddos DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!