Tag: anthony weiner

Unemployment Drops Again, Trump Has Good Economy To Wreck! Your Wonkagenda For Friday, December 2, 2016

Kellyanne Conway can't stop crying, Trump's big league illegal immigration problem, and Webster's requests more words. Your daily news brief!
Totally worth it

Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

Official Wonkette Election Post Mortem Puts Blame Where It Belongs: On Anthony Weiner’s Dick

Anthony Weiner's dick may be the end of the world.

Dear James Comey: A Nice Thing To Do Today Would Be To Go Fuck Yourself

We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

FBI STILL Can’t Find Hillary’s Evil Emails. Your Wonkagenda, Monday, November 7, 2016.

James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!

FBI Director James Comey: HAHA, YOU GUYS! MY BAD!

The FBI has looked at the new Hillary emails and surprise! It's a big nothing!

Your Weekly Top Ten Features The Wonkette Kiddos DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Anthony Weiner No Longer Sick In The Dick, Thanks To Horse-Fondling School

Hooray, he is cured! Just kidding, he will never be cured.

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

Obama And Pelosi Throwing All The Shade At Dumb James Comey, And It Is LOL

You don't have to say Comey's name to read him for filth.

James Comey Wouldn’t Want To Hurt Russia’s Feelings This Close To An Election! No, For Real

Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...

Hillary Clinton Cannot Even Believe This Sh*t

Hillary Clinton responds to James Comey's email crap COLD AS ICE.