Wonkette’s Blanket Terror Threat Coverage Continues
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
AnonHillStaffer: washington is burning yet?
AnonHillStaffer: the news is making it sound like the world is on fire
wonkette: i wish the british police were protecting us. they seem to be better at it.
AnonHillStaffer: they’re better at racial profiling
AnonHillStaffer: we tip toe around it
AnonHillStaffer: they just go after the irish and the muslims
AnonHillStaffer: and those students who are “lost”
AnonHillStaffer: the news headline here was something like “despite the NATIONWIDE MANHUNT, authorities are saying there is no immediate threat”
wonkette: dude — arrested in Minneapolis! awesome!
AnonHillStaffer: haha excellent
AnonHillStaffer: minneapolis has always been the epicenter of international terrorist intrigue
wonkette: probably drinking at the CC Club
AnonHillStaffer: haha
AnonHillStaffer: at prince’s place
wonkette: Paisley Park was the scene of a major anti-terrorist operation today…
wonkette: witnesses say the suspect was reportedly heard telling al-qaeda leaders “I Would Die 4 U” MORE »
To everything there is a season, dear readers. Turn, turn, etc. Yeah, continuing the great purge, we are sad to announce that our Anonymous Hill Staffer is a Hill Staffer no more. The whole tragic tale appears below. In the meantime, because he insisted that none of his coworkers was funny, we are on the market for a new one. If you work on the Hill and are good at answering questions, shoot us an email. Or if you have new and exciting ideas (Ask a Lobbyist? Ask Mitchell Wade?) for a regular column, let us know.
[10:05] AnonymousHillStaffer: USA USA USA