Can we all pool our money together and give it to Drudge and ask him to fabricate a new election narrative? Because this “Hillary has lost but refuses to quit and all Democrats are dying” shtick of which we are now in week, what, eight or ten, continues to metastasize within an ostensibly finite Internet of Death. The latest belligerent: Hopey should drop out to look like an even nicer guy, which will make Hillary an even more profound bitch, which will make the media love John McCain all the more, which will make Barack Obama president in 2012. MORE »