As if the somewhat nebulous nature of the term “public option” hadn’t already scared enough of America’s dumbest and most selfish specimens into frothy, (oftentimes!) racist, gun-toting, hysterical Mall-marching under the command of some autistic clown from the Fox News television channel, certain Democrats — or at least a certain “MoveOn.org” communist outfit — have adopted a new, humanizing approach towards the demystification of this basic legislative proposal: They have sent out e-mails FROM the Public Option itself. “Hi, I’m the public health insurance option,” this demented treatise opens. If your white grandmother ever sees this e-mail, she will *not* be easily calmed down. “MAH GAWD MAH GAWD THEM PUBLIC NEGROES IS AWN MAH AOL MACHINE! QUICKY NOW, WHAR’S MY COLORED-BEATIN’ CANE AT, FOR SMASHIN.” MORE »