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BUTTERSTICK

Crackhead Teen Butterstick Now Living On Streets

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

'How do you like me now, Butterstick?' - WonketteIf you see a disheveled teen-aged panda around Union Station, stinking of urine and crack fumes, that’s the once-popular Butterstick. Everybody knows babies don’t stay “adorable” for long, but the burn rate is even faster for our animal friends because they live “dog years” or something. And there’s always a new, younger, cuter animal ready to take the title of World’s Most Adorable Critter. MORE »