Tag: ann romney

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Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are

How many times does Her Royal Horse-Riding Majesty Ann Romney have to explain this to YOU PEOPLE? Sheesh! This so-called "war on women" claptrap Democrats can't stop blah blahing about is so dumb and so 2012 and so not...
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Virginia’s Grifty Former First Lady Offered To Cure Ann Romney’s MS With This One Weird Trick

Gather round, kiddies, it's time for another installment of the As The Grift Turns, the tragic tale of the former Lord and Lady McDonnell of Virginia, now on trial for being corrupt, greedy, generally awful, and dumb enough to...

Here Is A Picture Of Mitt Romney’s Grandchildren Inside A Giant Vagina

Mitt Romney went camping and he was all blah blah blah the American West and air conditioning and there's nothing more important than family, also the Ukraine. Honestly, you don't need to read it, it is boring and lame...

Ann Romney Just Cannot Stop Being Classy

Watch the latest video at video.insider.foxnews.com We already know you are not going to watch the video, above, of Ann Romney getting interviewed on Fox New's "America's Newsroom." (Only valid for certain values of "America.") So you do not absolutely...

Mitt Romney Acknowledges He Did Not ‘Speak Openly And Effectively To Minority Populations,’ Fails To Note Wetness Of Water

Average guy Mitt Romney and his wife Egg went on the CBS This Morning teevee Showcase of Disgrace to talk about why he lost so badly in the last “America’s Next Top Figurehead” contest. Oddly, he said a thing...

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Mitt And Ann Romney Get Their Car Elevator

Egg Romney woke up to a new and strange feeling. Could it be? She wiggled her toes, grazed her fingers on the 1000-count sheets, interwoven with threads of gold. For once, the gosh darn sheets weren't abrading her...

Ann Romney Continues To Write President Romney Fan-Fic

Ann Romney. Bubbeleh. (Or "Mi'lady," if you prefer, and you know you do.) After your husband, the worst candidate for president your humble penpal has ever seen and she has seen Alan Keyes, took a drubbing at the polls...

Ann Romney Not Worrying Her Beautiful Mind About Neighbors’ Unhappiness With Grotesque Beach Mansion

In her quest to build a modest 11,000-square-foot cottage not in anyone's way at all right there on that public beach, Ann Romney is starting to sound a little like America's most favoritest belovedest totally great lady, one Barbara...

Ann Romney Shames San Diego City Council Because She Didn’t Get Her Beachfront Mansion Permit Fast Enough

Aw, cute! Ann Romney, the unintentionally comedic wife of uber-loser Mitt, took a break from watching her classier-than-thou horse do ballet to eggsplain to the San Diego City Council why it can kiss her pampered ass because it did...

Mitt Romney And His Royale Princesse Deign To Visit Their Ungrateful Subjects Again

Pretenders to the throne (no, really - we assume they pretend they won the 2012 election all the damn time, like with presidential cosplay and stuffs) Highness Mittens and Princess Romney went on Fox News on Sunday. BIG SURPRISE....

Your Valentine’s Nice Time, In Which We Are Nice To Really Really Grody Folks For Really No Reason At All

We know you Wonkers are a persnickety lot, and man are you good at hate! But let's take a moment to give a Malbec-soaked shout-out to some people we hate while remembering their common humanity. Wait! Where'd you go??? First...

Yes, Please

Look outside. A moment ago, was it bright, and warm, and sunny? Did a cloud just move across the sky and block out the sun completely? Did a monstrous shiver just rack your body, as though somewhere a Great...

What Did John McCain And The Romneys Talk About During Their Lunch?

The esteemed gentleman from Arizona, last seen spitting fury at Hillary Clinton, who was not impressed, had a nice lunch date today with his old friends His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, and his wife, the Lady Egg!...

Unveiling Wonket’s 2012 Hu-Man Of The Year

Wonket's Hu-Man of the Year was a hard-fought contest. There were strong cases to be made for Donald Trump, and Rick Santorum, and the cast of Fox & Friends. But in the end only one hu-man provided such grand...

Ann And Mitt Romney Adjust To Sad Lonely Life Of Regular Old Centi-Millionaires

Mitt Romney is SO VERY SAD, you guys. All he wanted was to be President. That's it. He had a dream, just a simple dream, and You People crushed it. So now he spends his days alone, shuffling around...

Fox News Furious: American Pie Actor Talked Real Icky About Ann Romney’s Butt

How come the liberal media never talks about stupid LIEBERALS warring on women, huh? It is like, one side is full of elected officials trying to make it legal for business owners to deny their workers slut pills and...