That’s 1970s teevee sensation Jimmie “JJ” Walker and somebody else at some sort of teevee history event. And that’s all we have to say about this or anything, really. MORE »

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Forgetting for a moment that teevee political commentators are paid to be obnoxious, we will now cover Bill Maher’s provocative comments about how much better off we’d all be had that bomb only killed Dick Cheney in Afghanistan. MORE »

Howard Kurtz has had it with libtard bloggers accusing him of loving all the neo-Nazi web gals. On his Sunday CNN show, Kurtz made sure all the unsavory body parts of fringe-right heartthrob Ann Coulter were mocked on-air. MORE »

Ann Coulter, speaking at CPAC, revealed that her crack staff has written at least one new joke since we saw her last year. MORE »

Guess what Pelosi and Coulter have in common? They both love shitty hippie music from 35 years ago, that’s what! MORE »

New Hampshire’s North Carolina’s 8th District congressman has a winning plan for Iraq: Convert all the Muslims to Christianity! In the past, only a few brave public intellectuals such as Ann Coulter have offered this only obvious solution to our 3-1/2 year bloodbath occupation of Iraq, so it is a proud moment for America that Rep. Robin Hayes is the first politician to deal seriously with our disastrous war.

The only way to make Iraq stable enough for the U.S. to withdraw is by “spreading the message of Jesus Christ, the message of peace on earth, good will towards men. Everything depends on everyone learning about the birth of the Savior.”

Now this is a real war on Christmas. We’ve got the actual newspaper article, after the jump.

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Besides a likely addiction to uppers, what do Mark Foley and Ann Coulter have in common? MORE »

* Soon-to-be former congressman John “McSmacky” Sweeney proves he’s more of a vindictive, conspiratorial asshole then we gave him credit for. [TPM Muckraker]
* Plan to shame Americans into voting fails as people too lazy to vote are also too lazy to read. [Freakonomics]
* The SCOTUS murder plot: Ann Coulter’s fault, natch. [Above the Law]
* Karl Rove may leave the administration in “weeks, not months.” Tells Democrats, “You won’t have me to kick you around any more.” [Think Progress]
* Cynthia McKinney’s successor is a no punching, pacifist pussy. [Election Central]
* Swing by Constitution Ave. and pick up your $963. [Congress Blog]
* Ted Stevens afraid to buy green bananas, not scared of running for Senate again in 2008. [Wizbang Politics]
* Rick Santorum, however; won’t run in ‘08 - insuring world is safe for buttlove through at least 2012! [Political Wire]

What if you hate your relatives in a more direct way? Then here’s the “War on Xmas” gift that will make your sentiments perfectly clear: an old Ann Coulter book from the remainders warehouse. Plus, this gift totally keeps on giving, because NewsMax will also mail your victim four crazy newsletters about Mexicans. MORE »