* Heard on the Hill: Roll Call auf’d some old trends…Sen. Richard Burr finds some love in the animal kingdom and, consequently, on Facebook…Feel free to blow the whistle at rumor-mill.org…Rep. David Hobson finally got his gas station. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Ridley Scott is bringing the Reykjavik Summit to the silver screen…Sen. John Sununu saved by Al Hunt. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Last chance to get tickets for the Miley Cyrus!!!…Viggo Mortensen still throwing his star power behind Dennis Kucinich…The California Nurses Association wants universal “CheneyCare.” [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: REM’s Michael Stipe has got a thing for Mike Huckabee, seeks Gen-X author to make sense of it all. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Ed Rollins is a potty-mouth. [WP]
* Page Six: Andrew Stein and Ann Coulter call it quits. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Rudy Giuliani is kind of an angry guy. [NYDN]
* Fishbowl DC: Journalists have groupies, too…Wolf Blitzer talks beard…The Simpsons takes a hit at the Washington Post and their dying medium. [Media Bistro]

Ann Coulter, who hates all gay people because they’re all Muslim, was spotted eating last night at LA’s Murano — a new restaurant owned by three of those homersexuals! HuffPo’s Rick Jacobs sat near her and presumably her Jewish liberal boyfriend and wrote like six million words about it today. Basic summary for our purposes: Ann Coulter is a faggot.

Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood [HuffPo]

Today’s Washington Post crossword features an unusually meta pair of consecutive clues (16- and 17-Across). We’re anxious to see if the sudoku world will respond by encoding the 1 through 9 matrix to make fun of Oral Roberts. [WP Crosswords]

The wry chaps at Maxim have used Ann Coulter’s recent neo-Holocaust remarks about neutering Jews into Christians as a springboard for a lovely ad hominem respondo-attack! Just who is this broad anyway? MORE »

Sun-Times columnist bravely asks America to ignore Ann “I’ll fix you Jews” Coulter … as soon as you’re done reading this column about Ann Coulter, that is! [Chicago Sun-Times]

We’re on a pretty strict “Ignore People Who Deliberately Say Provocative Shit For Big Money,” because otherwise we’d spend all day repeating whatever dull outrage from Rush Limbaugh, Don Imus, Bill O’Reilly, Pat Robertson, etc. But today we are sort of compelled to note that beloved entertainer Ann Coulter has called for the end of Judaism, and the end of the Jews in general. MORE »

The National Enquirer published one of those fun exclusives they do yesterday called “PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL!” The “President” in question is John Edwards, that studly Adonis who likely has dozens of staffers offering fresh trim by the bushel. MORE »

We’ve been staring at this soul-scraping story on Fox about the Young America’s [sic] National Conservative Student Conference all day and trying to psych ourselves up to deal with it. We supposed the easiest way is just to type up the horrifying high points as quickly as we can and then move on with the rest of our lives. It’s like yanking a band-aid off of your arm with one quick pull. MORE »

According to Ann Coulter, Jerry Falwell and Ronald Reagan are jamming with Jesus and Jimi Hendrix in Christian rock heaven tonight. Her column celebrating the life of the rotund racist con artist preacher is a treasure trove of insanity. This is our favorite part: MORE »

We were forwarded this email from Jimmie Walker late last night. It’s probably fake. Regardless, it’s hilarious. MORE »

Great catch by the American Mind blog:

Did CPAC toss Ann Coulter’s gay slur towards John Edwards down the memory hole? For only $100 you can have the “Best of CPAC 2007,” a six-DVD set of speakers and panels from this year’s conservative confab… Noticably missing is Ann Coulter.

Among the stuff ranked better than Coulter by a panel of druids and former POWs:

- Terrorism: Is Religious Extremism or Secular Extremism the Problem? a lively debate featuring Dinesh D’Souza and Robert Spencer
- Conservative Solutions for Urban America, featuring Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, John McWhorter, Niger Innis and more
- Balancing Individual Rights and National Security, a timely debate featuring Rep. Bob Barr and Professor John Yoo

Let the revisionism train roll on! In six months, Fox News will be reporting that there never was a leggy, gay-bashing blonde pundit and that “Ann Coulter” was actually one of Kurt Vonnegut’s pen names. MORE »