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  our flourishing justice system

Troy Davis Execution Is Wingnut Chance To Talk Abortion, Obamacare

The Napoleonic legal theory of “guilty until proven innocent, suckers” won a major victory for racism in the United States legal system last night with the execution of Troy Davis, a black man from Georgia convicted of the murder of a white police officer 22 years ago and sentenced to death under deeply dubious circumstances that has made everyone from the former director of the FBI to even the crazy Nazi Pope go, “R U F*#KING SERIOUS, AMERICA.” Yes, America is very serious about executing people, any people it can find! It is actually the only form of “American exceptionalism” left, since the U.S. is the last first world country to cling to the death penalty. While most sane people can recognize this as a pathetic failure of justice, the reliable crowd of violent sociopath wingnuts who crowd Twitter with incessant piles of garbage would like to weigh in and say, eh, “Since when is the death penalty a justice issue? It’s Obamacare and abortion discussion time, for no reason except racism.” Naturally. Read more on Troy Davis Execution Is Wingnut Chance To Talk Abortion, Obamacare…
  and darth vader was actually the *hero* of star wars

Ann Coulter: Police Should Fire On Liberal Protesters More Often

Golden turd soundbite machine Ann Coulter has squeezed out another Important Opinion about history: The police were doing a great job when they were firing on those annoying Kent State protesters. Why is state power even there if not to kill protesters? Packs of “unruly” protesters are free target practice. In fact, while we’re at it, let’s just shoot any congregation of Democrats. It’s what Abraham Lincoln would do. Watch the video after the jump! Read more on Ann Coulter: Police Should Fire On Liberal Protesters More Often…
  glowing acai berriez

Desperate Ann Coulter Knows Radiation Is Good For You

We should all be doing cancer treatment! What a theater of idiots. Won’t somebody please find a way to make Ann Coulter popular again? This is just getting pathetic. Anyway, the more important question about radiation: How dit get dere? [YouTube] Read more on Desperate Ann Coulter Knows Radiation Is Good For You…
  bloody hell

Sarah Palin Forced To Remove ‘Favorite’ Jesus-Blood Tweet

The engrossing drama of Sarah Palin’s Twitter servant “favoriting” an Ann Coulter “retweet” of a “yfrog” photo of a church sign complaining that Jesus’ blood no-likey Obama is now over, as Palin has removed this thing from her account. Americans can now rest easy and get back to their daily lives. We will use Palin’s quote as it appears on the Telegraph‘s website, because it makes her spell things like a posh British aristocrat: “I’ve never purposefully ‘favourited’ any Tweet,” she wrote in an e-mail. “I had to go back to my BlackBerry to even see if such a function was possible. I was travelling to Alaska that day … it was an obvious accidental ‘favouriting’.” WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA WITH YOUR MOSK CRUMPETS, SARAH? Read more on Sarah Palin Forced To Remove ‘Favorite’ Jesus-Blood Tweet…
  the epic journey of a sarah palin mouse-click

Sarah Palin ‘Favorites’ Obama Jesus-Blood Church Sign Photo

Oh God, why did They have to do all the news yesterday and Tuesday? There’s nothing going on today. Okay, fine, we will post this thing that Sarah Palin’s Twitter account “favorited” last week. Everyone else who it was sent to is writing about this, right? And this way we won’t have to address all the inane speculation today about her presidential run? Good. Here. Enjoy this dumb sign. Read more on Sarah Palin ‘Favorites’ Obama Jesus-Blood Church Sign Photo…
  the homosexuals!

HomoCon Attendees’ Nipples Still Hard From Ann Coulter’s Anti-Gay Slurs

When GOProud, the only American group catering to the feelings of wingnut butt goblins, announced that they were going to have a big “HomoCon” party this past weekend, the Internet said “whatever” and went back to fantasizing about Justin Bieber.  When it was announced that the expired entertainer known as “Ann Coulter” would be headlining, and moreover that they were referring to her as “The Judy Garland of the Right,” the Internet stopped and laughed, as she, with her appearance, caused the Gayest Wingnut Slapfight Ever, as wingnuts of all shapes and sexual malfunctions sniped at each other over who Ann Coulter loves more:  GOProud or the bigots?  That was the question. Read more on HomoCon Attendees’ Nipples Still Hard From Ann Coulter’s Anti-Gay Slurs…
  Ann Of Green Garbles

MUST SEE TEEVEE: Ann Coulter On Larry King Tonight

Your Wonkette cannot possibly decipher Ann Coulter’s personal brand of insane screeching self-promotion with our poor command of the English language, but maybe master-interviewer Larry King can? Ha ha, of course not, it’s just going to be old Larry throwing Annie softballs like “Ann, where did those dirty HomCon fags touch you?” Luckily there is a way for you to help Larry interrogate the Republican Judy Garland. Read more on MUST SEE TEEVEE: Ann Coulter On Larry King Tonight…
  bet those two have lain in sin with north korea

AFA: Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter Need To Hurry Up and Hate Gays Again

Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter have surprised people lately, by seeming to be pretty tolerant of the gays. But don’t expect that tolerance to get past the Jesus fishes at the American Family Association! These teevee pundits have gone “AWOL in the culture war,” going from “sexually normal” soldiers for Christendom to veritable illegally gay laissez-faire (the French word for “gay”) soldiers, according to the AFA. “If Homocon is Elliott Spitzer, you are in danger of becoming the Ashley Dupre of the conservative movement,” they say of Coulter. Somebody call Krauthammer! We’ve found a brilliant analogist! (Haha, “anal-ogist.”) Read more on AFA: Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter Need To Hurry Up and Hate Gays Again…
  the homosexuals!

Ann Coulter to Blame for Gayest Wingnut Slapfight Ever

Did everybody hear about the big shame-party that the homosexual conservatives are throwing in New York City for Ann Coulter?  If this news missed you, worry not, for there likely will be tickets available until several weeks after the event. But let’s catch up.  This group is not kidding when they call themselves “GOProud” — or at least they don’t understand why we think it’s funny — and they are throwing the first annual “HomoCon,” which will be just like Comic-Con, except the virgins will be humorless and homosexual, and at least 99% white. Read more on Ann Coulter to Blame for Gayest Wingnut Slapfight Ever…
  he looked better fat

Watch These Terrible People Yapping At Each Other

It’s a bit early in the day, but if you can stomach it here is a short clip featuring three (3) of our favorite charlatans: Ann Coulter, Geraldo Rivera, and Al Sharpton. Apparently Geraldo calls Coulter an “opportunist” toward the end of this thing, but we were distracted by our own speculation about what happened to the old Al Sharpton, the one who would have eaten this shrunken new morsel of an Al Sharpton for breakfast along with some grits and white gravy. [The YouTubes] Read more on Watch These Terrible People Yapping At Each Other…
  this is what life's like at gitmo

Here’s Ann Coulter Saying ‘Senator Norm Coleman’ Again and Again, For No Reason

Watching this weirdly edited video clip makes us feel like we just downed a coffee mug full of Liquid Vicodin, but perhaps you people will get something deeper, or maybe your heads will explode, just like poor Al Franken’s … or, Senator Al Franken’s head, right? [The Connecticut Forum] Read more on Here’s Ann Coulter Saying ‘Senator Norm Coleman’ Again and Again, For No Reason…
  water cooler topics!

LET’S JUST FUEL THIS MEGHAN MCCAIN/ANN COULTER FEUD FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES AND THEN KILL OURSELVES: Speaking of death, have you heard about this thing where Ann Coulter and Bill Maher are on a “debate tour” with Mark Halperin serving as moderator? Does one actually pay to attend this? In any event, Halperin asked Coulter today in New York what she thought about Meghan McCain’s trite, confused stream of spittle yesterday, and Coulter was like, “Who cares?” and then Halperin went and begged Drudge for a link while Bill Maher complained about Jesus. Next stop, Boston, or wherever. [Raw Story] Read more on …
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Meghan McCain Goes ‘Full 2002′ With Hilarious Diatribe Against Ann Coulter

Sooooo it seems that Meghan McCain, famous for being a young blonde person with the last name “McCain,” is writing a regular Monday column for Tina Brown’s online Ponzi scheme La Bête Noire, which is just great, because we’ve been lacking a hilarious Monday dump of pageview-whoring ever since Bill Kristol was fired from the New York Times. As with her other columns, today’s output is extremely careful to mention hundreds of times that Meghan is NOT LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS — she is cool, and other Republicans could be cool too if they were more like her. The topic is that she still can’t get laid, because her father in John McCain. No! It is that she *doesn’t* like Ann Coulter, because her father is John McCain. Read more on Meghan McCain Goes ‘Full 2002′ With Hilarious Diatribe Against Ann Coulter…
  how capitalism works

Ann Coulter Speaks!

Wow, this gal is a quick healer! Less than a month ago her jaw was wired shut, and here she is talking again. She says it’s good that newspapers are going bankrupt, because this is how competition works in the Free Market, and competition is good, because people want more choices rather than less, and so offering people fewer choices in print media is … awesome? Whatever, nobody ever said Ann Coulter had to make sense. [YouTube] Read more on Ann Coulter Speaks!…
  editorial advisory

WHY WE WILL NOT BE WRITING ABOUT ANN COULTER: Because Ann-Coulter-bashing is a very tired sport, and all of your comments will either be dull or just objectionable. So now we will turn off the comments on this post and you can just go batshit on some other comment thread about ha ha, she is a scary skeleton with man-hands. [Page Six] Read more on …
  yuck

WTF? Ann Coulter Just Had A Baby!

Jesus christ why is everybody sending this terrible picture around? We don’t know the “back story” but it appears that Ann Coulter was just running out for a few cartons of cigarettes and amphetamines when she sort of stumbled on these steps somewhere and had her baby! The father is Sarah Palin’s baby. [Huffington Post] Read more on WTF? Ann Coulter Just Had A Baby!…
 

Ann Coulter Signs Books While Lady-Pooping?

Ann Coulter held a book-signing at South Carolina’s Furman University last night, and the University placed her signing desk in the toilet. Word around campus is that Coulter was on her period or something and out of diapers. [Palmetto Scoop] Read more on Ann Coulter Signs Books While Lady-Pooping?…
 

Get A Free Ann Coulter Poster For Your Enemies

It’s never too early to do a little Christmas shopping for your worst enemies, especially when the “shopping” is free! Send the people you hate a shitty poster of these beloved “conservative women” bloggers. Ha ha it’s funny because wingnuts are always complaining about “loose women” or whatever. Choose from Ann Coulter smoking on the balcony, Michele Malkin in the woods with a liberal computer, or Keith Richards. (PS — Don’t really do this because the “free” posters actually cost $7. Just print up a few at work. Use all the color cartridges. After all, you’ll be giving them to the people you hate most: the people you work for.) [Free “Luce Lady” Posters] Read more on Get A Free Ann Coulter Poster For Your Enemies…
 

IMPOVERISHED ANN COULTER SHOPS AT PUBLIX WITH BAD CREDIT CARD: Skeletal hobo queen and occasional conservative commentator Ann Coulter embarrassed herself in a Palm Beach supermarket this weekend when her credit card was declined. An observer reported, “She just paid with cash and ran out of there. But at least she’s eating.” [Page Six] Read more on …
 

Online Boors Ill-Equipped To Assess Political Hotties

Hey there, -pedia fans! Do you think that Wikipedia’s too played out and Conservapedia too gay? Then you’ll love Chickipedia, which, as if you don’t know, “is the world’s largest web-based, women-based, wiki-based database of hot chicks on the planet.” Readers input a host of detailed information for each subject, including hookups, hobbies, vices, “dudes she worked with,” and “chicks she worked with.” But while the current user base is good at supplying data on Anna Ortiz and Cameron Diaz and the like, their “Politics” category is sorely lacking! After the jump, we take you through the hellscape, and show you how you can help. Read more on Online Boors Ill-Equipped To Assess Political Hotties…
 

Will Hannah Montana Get Her Cheney Care?

* Heard on the Hill: Roll Call auf’d some old trends…Sen. Richard Burr finds some love in the animal kingdom and, consequently, on Facebook…Feel free to blow the whistle at rumor-mill.org…Rep. David Hobson finally got his gas station. [Roll Call] * Reliable Source: Ridley Scott is bringing the Reykjavik Summit to the silver screen…Sen. John Sununu saved by Al Hunt. [WP] * Yeas and Nays: Last chance to get tickets for the Miley Cyrus!!!…Viggo Mortensen still throwing his star power behind Dennis Kucinich…The California Nurses Association wants universal “CheneyCare.” [Examiner] * Shenanigans: REM’s Michael Stipe has got a thing for Mike Huckabee, seeks Gen-X author to make sense of it all. [Politico] * The Sleuth: Ed Rollins is a potty-mouth. [WP] * Page Six: Andrew Stein and Ann Coulter call it quits. [NYP] * Rush & Molloy: Rudy Giuliani is kind of an angry guy. [NYDN] * Fishbowl DC: Journalists have groupies, too…Wolf Blitzer talks beard…The Simpsons takes a hit at the Washington Post and their dying medium. [Media Bistro] Read more on Will Hannah Montana Get Her Cheney Care?…
 

Ann Coulter Is Gay

Ann Coulter, who hates all gay people because they’re all Muslim, was spotted eating last night at LA’s Murano — a new restaurant owned by three of those homersexuals! HuffPo’s Rick Jacobs sat near her and presumably her Jewish liberal boyfriend and wrote like six million words about it today. Basic summary for our purposes: Ann Coulter is a faggot. Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood [HuffPo] Read more on Ann Coulter Is Gay…