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Ann Coulter held a book-signing at South Carolina’s Furman University last night, and the University placed her signing desk in the toilet. Word around campus is that Coulter was on her period or something and out of diapers. [Palmetto Scoop]

It’s never too early to do a little Christmas shopping for your worst enemies, especially when the “shopping” is free! Send the people you hate a shitty poster of these beloved “conservative women” bloggers. Ha ha it’s funny because wingnuts are always complaining about “loose women” or whatever. Choose from Ann Coulter smoking on the balcony, Michele Malkin in the woods with a liberal computer, or Keith Richards. (PS — Don’t really do this because the “free” posters actually cost $7. Just print up a few at work. Use all the color cartridges. After all, you’ll be giving them to the people you hate most: the people you work for.) [Free "Luce Lady" Posters]

IMPOVERISHED ANN COULTER SHOPS AT PUBLIX WITH BAD CREDIT CARD: Skeletal hobo queen and occasional conservative commentator Ann Coulter embarrassed herself in a Palm Beach supermarket this weekend when her credit card was declined. An observer reported, “She just paid with cash and ran out of there. But at least she’s eating.” [Page Six] MORE »

Hey there, -pedia fans! Do you think that Wikipedia’s too played out and Conservapedia too gay? Then you’ll love Chickipedia, which, as if you don’t know, “is the world’s largest web-based, women-based, wiki-based database of hot chicks on the planet.” Readers input a host of detailed information for each subject, including hookups, hobbies, vices, “dudes she worked with,” and “chicks she worked with.” But while the current user base is good at supplying data on Anna Ortiz and Cameron Diaz and the like, their “Politics” category is sorely lacking! After the jump, we take you through the hellscape, and show you how you can help. MORE »

* Heard on the Hill: Roll Call auf’d some old trends…Sen. Richard Burr finds some love in the animal kingdom and, consequently, on Facebook…Feel free to blow the whistle at rumor-mill.org…Rep. David Hobson finally got his gas station. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Ridley Scott is bringing the Reykjavik Summit to the silver screen…Sen. John Sununu saved by Al Hunt. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Last chance to get tickets for the Miley Cyrus!!!…Viggo Mortensen still throwing his star power behind Dennis Kucinich…The California Nurses Association wants universal “CheneyCare.” [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: REM’s Michael Stipe has got a thing for Mike Huckabee, seeks Gen-X author to make sense of it all. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Ed Rollins is a potty-mouth. [WP]
* Page Six: Andrew Stein and Ann Coulter call it quits. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Rudy Giuliani is kind of an angry guy. [NYDN]
* Fishbowl DC: Journalists have groupies, too…Wolf Blitzer talks beard…The Simpsons takes a hit at the Washington Post and their dying medium. [Media Bistro]

Ann Coulter, who hates all gay people because they’re all Muslim, was spotted eating last night at LA’s Murano — a new restaurant owned by three of those homersexuals! HuffPo’s Rick Jacobs sat near her and presumably her Jewish liberal boyfriend and wrote like six million words about it today. Basic summary for our purposes: Ann Coulter is a faggot.

Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood [HuffPo]

Today’s Washington Post crossword features an unusually meta pair of consecutive clues (16- and 17-Across). We’re anxious to see if the sudoku world will respond by encoding the 1 through 9 matrix to make fun of Oral Roberts. [WP Crosswords]

The wry chaps at Maxim have used Ann Coulter’s recent neo-Holocaust remarks about neutering Jews into Christians as a springboard for a lovely ad hominem respondo-attack! Just who is this broad anyway? MORE »

Sun-Times columnist bravely asks America to ignore Ann “I’ll fix you Jews” Coulter … as soon as you’re done reading this column about Ann Coulter, that is! [Chicago Sun-Times]

We’re on a pretty strict “Ignore People Who Deliberately Say Provocative Shit For Big Money,” because otherwise we’d spend all day repeating whatever dull outrage from Rush Limbaugh, Don Imus, Bill O’Reilly, Pat Robertson, etc. But today we are sort of compelled to note that beloved entertainer Ann Coulter has called for the end of Judaism, and the end of the Jews in general. MORE »