Tag: animals

Whoa, Wait, Don’t Foxes EAT Kitties?

It's always the War On Xmas somewhere, which is why we feel obligated to bring you this video of ... uh, a fox trying to move in on some cat food thrown around the entrance of a building? Yeah...

George Bush’s Dog, Barney, Wins War On Christmas

After dreaming about winning both an Olympic Gold Medal and golf's Ryder Cup tournament, in two-dimensions, George Bush's dog Barney is awoken by the president himself. "You better wake up fella," George Bush tells the dog. "There's a lot...

Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama’s Stadium Show

Good news, Obamatards with tickets to Barack Obama & the Decemberists' big concert at Mile High Stadium: You are encouraged to go through 10 miles of security lines and enter the INVESCO outdoor FEMA detainment camp at 1 p.m.,...

Americans Very, Very Worried About Our Homeless… Obese Cats

This is an actual fat cat named "Chunks" who is, of course, hiding under a chair in the green room of the MSNBC studio. Here's how this obese monster got famous: "BLACKWOOD, N.J. -- Turns out, the economy is...

Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain

A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a...

When Animals Attack DC Fundraisers

Fun With Earmarks!