* You can take Michelle Obama out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of her. [The Hill]
* Photo of Christopher Hitchens posing with Family Research Council replaced with dead kitty in HuffPo prank/web etiquette lesson. [Evangelical Outpost]
* Andrew Sullivan gets his giant neck twisted around. [Heading Right]
* Pissed off mil-vloggers rant about censorship while chewing, spitting ‘backy. [Blackfive]
* Right-wing anger scores another Lindsay Lohan movie for your next trip across the pond. [Hotair]
* Walnuts! changes crazy trains, from Iraq to Gay. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Oliver Stone produces ad for MoveOn, he thinks. [Election Central]

Each week, the Comics Curmudgeon helps explain Today’s Cartoons.

So our doctor says that we have a lot of anger roiling inside us like a storm in a might ocean, and we need to relax or the storm will make our brain explode and we’ll drop dead in an apoplectic rage. We always thought that publicly berating innocent cartoonists who were just, you know, doing their jobs was part of our little self-directed therapy, but apparently it just adds to the cycle of rage that leads inexorably downward towards apoplexy. So, against our better instincts, we’re taking a rare occasion to find one nice thing to say about a small set of editorial cartoons from this past week. But then we’ll say something unpleasant, too, because basically we’re hateful bastards.

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* “Hungry” and “angry” Dems star in Steve Benen’s so far unscripted and plot-less Democratic presidential campaign. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* DarkSyde likes his Dems — and unregistered’s — even angrier. Vote for us, Joe Undecided, because Karl Rove hates you. Um, plot development? [DailyKos]
* Tony Blankley drank his latte, watched an MLK Jr. clip, tore Tuesday off his Norman Vincent Peale calendar, and smugly blogged for despondent congressmen types. [Real Clear Politics]
* Port controversy, violent hurricane, bloody civil war with no foreseeable end: we got that goin’ for us, which is nice. [The Jawa Report]
* If you’re not angry enough to vote, maybe it’s because April 15th isn’t here yet. John Irons’ take on tax reform (alternatively: “tax reform”) — unlike the empty promises of rap mogul PSA’s — will actually make you die. [Think Progress]

* Michelle Malkin sleeps on a king-size Lego bed, in a Lego tower, surrounded by an adhesive image of a moat. Naivete sold separately. [Michelle Malkin]
* Hillary Johnson can

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