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Angela Merkel Enjoys Traditional Greek Hospitality, Rage
Every crew of friends has its successful members and its fuck-ups. The latter can often be found on the former’s lovely Teutonic couch, sleeping off a long night of getting wasted on ouzo and freak-dancing to the music of Yanni. This is sort of exactly what is happening right now between Germany and Greece, two [...]
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: How The European Debt Crisis Is Like Grease Through A Goose
(Paris) Ah, the enchantment –– the boulevards, the catacombs, the long lines of tourists, the little dogs and the charming messes they leave on the pavement. I’m here in The City of Light wearing my red-white-and-blue monster truck cap with the words “American Debt Crisis Observer” embroidered on it. In the sidewalk cafes I notice [...]
Revenge Of The Wrath Of The Return Of The Foreigns
By the Comics CurmudgeonHappy Friday, liberal weenies! Or should I say “suicidally depressing Friday,” because all of you are almost certainly suicidally depressed, what with the naked Republican Ted Kennedies and the coming corporate control of all elections and the bankruptcy of your precious liberal radio station! Anyway, like your liberal weenie foreparents, you will [...]
The Pentagon Sewer Monster Is Watching You, And Joe Wilson Is Hired As A Male Escort
Hot date! Southern gentleman and rhetorician REP. JOE WILSON (R-SC) has been given the honor of escorting German Chancellor-Frau ANGELA MERKEL to the 20th annual Berlin Wall Ball. But will Joe be ready for the big night? Where will he find a corsage that compliments Angela’s captivating blue eyes? And can he trust the ILLEGAL [...]
US Threatens Iran With Feared, Decidedly Non-Nuclear Economic Sanctions
Barack Obama demanded that Iran turn over blueprints to its underground ex-secret nuclear hideaway, and threatened to take away the US’s gas and oil investment money. Iran responded by test-firing a bunch of short-range missiles and then claiming they were medium-range missiles. Sassy/grim! [New York Times] NATO and the US have decided to side with [...]
Sheila Bair Considered Less Powerful Than That German Broad ‘Merkel’
Boo on you, Forbes meanies, for suggesting our beloved girlfriend Sheila Bair isn’t the most powerful woman in the world. Still, #2 ain’t bad! Who rounds out the top five? Some Pepsi person, a common mineral miner, and the chief executive of Singapore’s sovereign wealth fund. In other words, a pack of nobodies who are [...]
Meet Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Guest Editor of RedState
Barack Obama and Bundesrepublik Deutschland Wurstdame Angela Merkel had an awkward relationship in the ’80s, but now they are willing to put the past behind them and cut a deal. Prediction: Merkel gets AIG and Obama gets to massage Merkel’s muscular shoulders. It is peace for our time. [HuffPost] The Mystery of Reducing Health Care [...]
Treehugger Hillary Calls For Fake Olympics Ceremony Boycott
Online Boors Ill-Equipped To Assess Political Hotties
Bush Jets to Europe to Plan Cold War: First Blood Part II
Breakfast Brouhaha at G-8 Summit! Pics & Video!
President Visits Germany, Creeps World Out With Boar on Spit
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