Tag: angela merkel

In the ever-escalating competition to ignore the plight of Syrians escaping their country's civil war and to be the biggest dick about it, Canadian...

At long last we have an explanation for why Jeb! Bush fucks it up so bad every time he's asked to answer a question....

OH NO, President Obama is back behind the high school gym again, smoking all the cigarettes and rolling his eyes, maybe and allegedly! Cigarettes...

Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted, written by some dork...

Greetings, American stooge monkeys! It is I, your great friend President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, once again here to speak to you on the Wonkette! Now...

Every crew of friends has its successful members and its fuck-ups. The latter can often be found on the former's lovely Teutonic couch, sleeping...

(Paris) Ah, the enchantment –– the boulevards, the catacombs, the long lines of tourists, the little dogs and the charming messes they leave on...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHappy Friday, liberal weenies! Or should I say "suicidally depressing Friday," because all of you are almost certainly suicidally depressed,...

Hot date! Southern gentleman and rhetorician REP. JOE WILSON (R-SC) has been given the honor of escorting German Chancellor-Frau ANGELA MERKEL to the 20th...

Barack Obama demanded that Iran turn over blueprints to its underground ex-secret nuclear hideaway, and threatened to take away the US's gas and oil...

Boo on you, Forbes meanies, for suggesting our beloved girlfriend Sheila Bair isn't the most powerful woman in the world. Still, #2 ain't bad!...

Barack Obama and Bundesrepublik Deutschland Wurstdame Angela Merkel had an awkward relationship in the '80s, but now they are willing to put the past...

ANGELA MERKEL INSPECTS BARACK OBAMA'S EQUIPMENT, FINDS IT SATISFACTORY: "Asked at a news conference on Wednesday what she thought of Obama, Merkel responded: 'I...

Oh George Bush is having quite a grand time at the annual G8 conference in Japan. He's not molesting Angela Merkel this time, but...

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