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Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Christmas Trees

Well, this is very sad. Apparently, History’s Greatest Monster Michelle Obama has neither shat upon the face of the smiling Baby Jesus by naming her Christmas trees “holiday African witchdoctor spear missiles” nor covered her Christmas trees in hypodermic needles and Stalin. How, then, is a hack of many talents to take great umbrage with the way the Black Queen decorates for the pagan festival of Yule? We will let hack nonpareil Andrew Malcolm find a way! Read more on Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Christmas Trees…
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Deranged Former LA Times Writer Furious Obama Made Self-Deprecating Joke

Hello, former Laura Bush press secretary and also former LA Times politics blogger Andrew Malcolm! What are you mad about today? Is it that the campaign bus of history’s greatest monster, Barack Obama, did not stop at a little girl’s lemonade stand? No, that was last week? OK, then what? “Barack Obama actually said this,” your Investors Business Daily column is titled, with patent disbelief. But WHAT? What did he actually say? Let us read to the end, past the fact that he was raised by his grandparents because his parents “chose to be absent” (ouch!), past the Trumpian bitching about Bamz’s sealed school records, past how terrible he is for going to fundraisers even as he’s being outraised by the Adelsons of the world two to one, past how he is “doing nothing.” What, Andrew Malcolm? WHAT? What did he actually say??? Read more on Deranged Former LA Times Writer Furious Obama Made Self-Deprecating Joke…
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Garbage Connoisseur Andrew Malcolm Can See All Obama’s Failures In This 30-Second Video

Oh look, President Barack Hussein NOBAMA was trying to jog up onto the stage like some kind of stud, and he tripped! Obviously, it is time to impeach! Just ask the former lead political blogger for the Los Angeles Times (and former Laura Bush press secretary) Andrew Malcolm, describing the scene in his most excellent commentary, “Obama falls on Florida stage; Bush’s fault, no doubt!” Obama began his familiar jaunty jog up the stage steps, when, suddenly…Oops! Bam! He disappeared. Democrat down. (See video above) Obama stopped the very public fall — Forward — with his hands, inches from a painful face-plant. Then, he bounced back up, smiling. ‘Hey, I meant to do that.’ No, just kidding. He didn’t really say that. At the podium, Obama tried to make a joke about his graceless entrance, saying he was in such a hurry to see his fans. But Andrew Malcolm, is Barack Obama’s momentary foot-gaffe evidence of his lack of care and know-how on the economy, immigration, and his tacky political fundraising? Sure, why not! Read more on Garbage Connoisseur Andrew Malcolm Can See All Obama’s Failures In This 30-Second Video…
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Study: Liberals All So Intolerant, Want Everyone to Die, on Facebook

Conservatives may be the club of the gay-haters, the uterus police, and the militant Islamophobes, but you liberals, you are the club of intolerance. New study proves it! Former press secretary to Laura Bush and Investors’ Business Daily blowhard Andrew Malcolm has the proof: “Not exactly shocking news for those exposed to them for years, but the respected Pew Research Center has determined that political liberals are far less tolerant of opposing views than regular Americans.” And if you are not a regular American, you are not American at all. So how did Pew Research come to this all-too-predictable conclusion? Read more on Study: Liberals All So Intolerant, Want Everyone to Die, on Facebook…