Tag: andrew cuomo

Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Everybody Hates Ted Cruz, Even New York City School Children

I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way ... Ted Cruz came to New York Wednesday talking about education, but he’s the one who got schooled. Show them all the beauty they possess...
Fancy ain't free

Nice Time! New York Gov To Save Manicurists From Your Spa, We Mean ‘Sweatshop’

Do you live in New York and love getting your nails did, but for real cheap, like $10.50? Sure, it's SUPER awesome that you can pay practically nothing for someone else to spend an hour scraping off your callouses...
they have to be stopped

Science: Democrat Women Oppressing Democrat Men, By Beating Them In Elections Except When They Don’t

USA Today's Ross Baker maintains a day job as a political science professor. This is a good thing for Ross. And while he is not the kind of scientist with the scary numbers that some Americans always mistrust, he is the kind of...

Farewell To Democrats’ Favorite Imaginary Presidential Candidate Mario Cuomo

Mario Cuomo, the former governor of New York and the Cuomo Democrats actually really like, died on Thursday at the age of 82. He was from what kids these days might call the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party,...
Thanks Obama

One Guy In New York Has Ebola So You Can Totally Panic Now

That screaming hysteria you hear is the sound of everyone in New York being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! or at least making jokes about being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! because Ebola is real now. (You know the rule: It's real when it happens...
The nominee and his nipples

Scott Brown Drives His Man-Truck To Victory In Massachusetts Or Whatever: Your Final Primary Wrap-Up!

The last primaries of 2014 took place last night, and there's a fun upset-not-upset in the mix! Up in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (God Save It! © Charles P. Pierce), lantern-jawed newcomer Seth Moulton became the first Democrat in...
I actually have no idea how to do this

Mitt Romney Is STILL Never Going To Be President, Pot Saves Lives, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

It is a day. Of the week. Here is some news: Mitt Romney gave an interview to Hugh Hewitt. He promised really a lot that he is not going to try to not be president for a third time, really,...

Peggy Noonan Plays A Clever Rhetorical Trick! Watch Carefully And See If You Can Catch It!

You guys! Peggy Noonan wrote a very, very persuasive column that plays a funny "trick" on the reader! See if you can guess where she is heading with this! Just guess! It is astonishing and cannot go unremarked that Mississippi’s...

Sean Hannity Leaving New York Because Mean Gov. Cuomo Doesn’t Love ‘Extreme Conservatives’ Enough

Sean Hannity has announced that he will be leaving his home state of New York forever because Gov. Andrew Cuomo said very mean things last week about how conservatives are simply not welcome in the state. Of course, Cuomo...

New York Radio Guy Sure Gov. Cuomo Coming For His Guns, Ready To Shoot Spies Or Trees Or Whatever Is In His Backyard

Tom Bauerle, an Amherst, New York, AM radio talker who has long opposed gun control, apparently became convinced that operatives from Gov. Andrew Cuomo were staking out his backyard, so he waved a loaded semiautomatic pistol at the nonexistent...

Bill De Blasio Sworn In As New York City Mayor, Promises A Banker’s Head In Every Pot

Many of you were probably too hung over on Wednesday to remember that it was the day Bill de Blasio was inaugurated as mayor of New York City. It was a wonderful and festive day, though perhaps tinged with...

Chris Christie? A Petty, Vengeful Monster? Could It Be?

When we first learned that Gov. Chris Christie was being accused of ordering the closure of two of Fort Lee, New Jersey's access lanes to the George Washington Bridge because the town's Democratic mayor had refused to endorse his...

RNC To NBC: That Hillary Clinton Movie Is Not Threatening To Us At All, Please Cancel It

Reince Priebus is deeply disappointed! He's also concerned and disturbed! Is it because the GOP's best chance at winning the presidency in 2016 is Hillary's plane crashing into Biden's train, then upon hearing the news Andrew Cuomo, Deval Patrick,...

New York State’s Senate Remains Comically Dysfunctional, By The Way

Ha ha, guys, remember the summer of 2009, which was before the 2012 elections that made liberals so cocky and even before the 2010 elections that made conservatives so cocky? It was after the 2008 elections, which made...

Sarah Palin Will No Longer Be Racist As Soon As She Understands What Racism Is

Hey, so after Arctic griftbull Sarah Palin was balls-out racist yesterday, saying Blackrack Obama was committing a "shuck and jive" against white people, she took to Facebook to pen a response to her awful critics. Well, not "pen," someone else...

Drunk Carl Paladino Jumps In Your Halloween Photos

Who is this mysterious man next to the guy with the shoe-polish face? No, it is not a "good Carl Paladino costume," it is the man himself, doing what every candidate should do mere hours before his gubernatorial election:...