Tag: andrew cuomo

New York Is Coming For Your Guns (If You’ve Been Convicted Of Domestic Violence)

It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!

Nurse Jackie And Cynthia Nixon Want You To Throw The Fake Democrats OUT

Oh, this is indeed heinous fuckery most foul.

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

Ryan Zinke Exempts Florida From Offshore Oil Drilling Plan For Some Mar-A-Lago Reason

Special favors? In the Trump administration? Shut the front door!

Puerto Rico Votes Grifty Montana Contractors ‘Whitefish Energy’ Off The Island

Whitefish Energy: Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse buried in money.

Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.

So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears.

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Everybody Hates Ted Cruz, Even New York City School Children

I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way ... Ted Cruz came to New York Wednesday talking about education, but he’s the one who got schooled. Show them all the beauty they possess...
Fancy ain't free

Nice Time! New York Gov To Save Manicurists From Your Spa, We Mean ‘Sweatshop’

Do you live in New York and love getting your nails did, but for real cheap, like $10.50? Sure, it's SUPER awesome that you can pay practically nothing for someone else to spend an hour scraping off your callouses...
they have to be stopped

Science: Democrat Women Oppressing Democrat Men, By Beating Them In Elections Except When They Don’t

USA Today's Ross Baker maintains a day job as a political science professor. This is a good thing for Ross. And while he is not the kind of scientist with the scary numbers that some Americans always mistrust, he is the kind of...

Farewell To Democrats’ Favorite Imaginary Presidential Candidate Mario Cuomo

Mario Cuomo, the former governor of New York and the Cuomo Democrats actually really like, died on Thursday at the age of 82. He was from what kids these days might call the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party,...
Thanks Obama

One Guy In New York Has Ebola So You Can Totally Panic Now

That screaming hysteria you hear is the sound of everyone in New York being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! or at least making jokes about being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! because Ebola is real now. (You know the rule: It's real when it happens...
The nominee and his nipples

Scott Brown Drives His Man-Truck To Victory In Massachusetts Or Whatever: Your Final Primary Wrap-Up!

The last primaries of 2014 took place last night, and there's a fun upset-not-upset in the mix! Up in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (God Save It! © Charles P. Pierce), lantern-jawed newcomer Seth Moulton became the first Democrat in...
I actually have no idea how to do this

Mitt Romney Is STILL Never Going To Be President, Pot Saves Lives, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

It is a day. Of the week. Here is some news: Mitt Romney gave an interview to Hugh Hewitt. He promised really a lot that he is not going to try to not be president for a third time, really,...