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Tag: andrew brietbart

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Dead Breitbart’s Ghost Forced To Pay Up For Murdering Shirley Sherrod’s Career

Remember about a million years ago in 2010 when Barack Obama was still just getting started on his project of turning all Americans against each other by being a huge racist who forced teabaggers to bring racist signs to...
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Tyrant Obama Sics IRS Goons On Poor Dead Andrew Breitbart (Still Dead)

Oh dear. Moar tyranny! Breitbart News is getting audited by the IRS, which can only mean one thing: The company is yet another victim of Barack Obama's relentless vendetta against conservatives. Look, Barry, wasn't personally ordering Andrew Breitbart's murder...

Ghost Andrew Breitbart Terribly Whiny Over Furloughed Government Workers’ Free Lunch

Mike Flynn, writing at Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Maximum Security Facility for the Criminally Butt-Hurt, has discovered that there are establishments in Washington DC that are offering SOCIALISMS to furloughed government workers, in the form of a delicious cocktail or...

Breitbart Unafraid To Ask: Why Is Oprah Winfrey Such A Racist Liar?

Did you know Oprah Winfrey "jumped into" the George Zimmerman trial, and she also has a movie coming out, and these two facts bond and twist together into a double helix of bad intent to make her the Greatest...

Wonkette Gets Its Name In Local Paper, Ghost Breitbart Says Girl Editor Begging For It

We understand that Yr Wonkette got a mention in the Politico Web Log Publication. It's always fun to see our names in the paper, and we were kind of jazzed that the piece mentioned Rachel Maddow's little crush on...

Sarah Palin ‘Lives In Fear’ Of IRS, We Wonder Why?

Former halfterm Moose Queen Sarah Palin has some Thoughts, and she has left her dumb ol' Myface page for the Big League Pixels of Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Home for Wayward Wig Addicts to bring em at ya! Her...

Man Thinks He Killed Breitbart, Wants Money

There's this guy, Chris Faraone. Thinks he killed Breitbart. Ate some acid with us one time in Charlotte. Worked at the lamented Boston Phoenix, writing about hip-hop and Occupy and Breitbart and James O'Keefe and eating acid with...

Why Does Ghost Andrew Breitbart Keep Stealing From The Pointer Sisters?

Remember that 1990s teevee show called The X Files, where that one good-looking cable soft-core star solved mysteries with that teensy skeptical ginger who always happened to look the other way when the crazy stuff happened, just like a...

Daily Caller’s Menendez Hooker: I Can’t Believe We Made Up The Whole Thing (Updated!)

Next-gen rightwing journamalism Great White Hope Matthew Boyle was pretty proud when the FBI did some boring raid on some shady eye doctor allegedly organizing underage sex-hookers for New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. Boyle had been beating his horse...

Daily Caller Dances On Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Grave

Yesterday the Internet had such fun with the piling-on of Poor Ben Shapiro's "Friends of Hamas" journabacle, and his subsequent feverish quadrupling-down. It was such fun that even Ghost Andrew Breitbart's goosesteppers-in-arms, Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller, got in on...

Contest! Can You Parse This Ghost Of Breitbart ‘Friends Of Hamas’ Non-Retraction?

We all had a good laugh this morning at pathetic bumbler Ben Shapiro, of Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Mausoleum, when it was revealed by some foxy Daily News reporter how Shapiro and The Ghost accidentally accused sad clown Chuck...

Ghost Andrew Breitbart Stands By His Story On Terror Group That Does Not Exist

Andrew Breitbart would be rolling over in his grave if he had ever given a good goddamn about things like "journalism" and "not making up terrorist groups that paid off Chuck Hagel." Fortunately, those were not at the top...

Matthew Boyle To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone, Cockblocking Bob Menendez

Hi single people! Sorry about the uber-commercialized "fuck you I'm getting laid tonight" holiday that coupled people foist on you every February. You really don't deserve it. But take solace in at least one thing: you are not Matthew...

Wingnuts Furious About Three-Month-Old Veep Debate And Zzzzzzz

Bloated cub reporter Matthew Boyle is so mad you guys. Did you know that Martha Raddatz, who moderated the vice presidential debate, has close personal ties with a certain Kenyan Impostor? And that he came to her wedding to...

Ghost Andrew Breitbart Welcomes Moonie ‘Investigative Reporter’ For All Future Racism Debunkings

Lest anyone think that the continued twitchings of the Breitbart Empire represent some sort of chant du cygne, the crew at Big Government want you to know that there's a danse macabre in the old dame yet! That...

Breitbart Takes ‘Fact-Check’ Craze To Logical Conclusion: Bin Laden Is Alive, GM Is Dead

Everybody's boo-hooing about the fact-check craze sweeping the nation, whether it's sane, reasonable people laughing at AP's ridiculose "fact check" that stated Bill Clinton was wrong to point out a Romney welfare ad lie, because Clinton once lied about...