May 27, 2012
andrew breitbart
James O’Keefe Might Possibly Have a Problem With Women
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 5:00 pm March 17, 2012
The fine people at Mediaite have an excellent ‘splainer braiding together the threads of onetime James O’Keefe comrade Nadia Naffe, her harassment complaint against him, the “night in the barn,” her upcoming tell-all, and other assorted completely unhilarious doings. They are better men than your editrix, who can barely read Naffe’s original harassment complaint without [...]
Rad Dude James O’Keefe Releases Shocking Video Expose of People Doing Legal Stuff
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:24 am March 14, 2012
Take out your wallet, Tim Geithner, and send nice Breitbart protege James O’Keefe all your money at once! Young master O’Keefe has really upped his game this time, and is currently doing the Lord’s Work exposing murderous African dictators nice Vermont poll workers who don’t ask him for ID, because that is not the law [...]
‘THE VETTING’ Is Just Unearthing Game-Changer After Game-Changer
by Jim Newell 5:37 pm March 8, 2012
While we were typing trivial other things, Breitbart.com’s new children’s scavenger hunt THE VETTING continued turning out hot scoops about radical liberals. Look at the latest “get”: A CNN lady had tweeted that she was sad when the black guy who Obama hugged that one time died last year. Mr. President, it’s time to resign.
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com This is essentially the top TV clip of the last five years. You’re gonna wanna bookmark it so that one day years down the road, you might tell your fat post-apocalyptic alien grandkids about how the Ghost of Breitbart era of terror began. It allllll started right here, with [...]
Universe Eats Own Tail As Breitbart Editor Calls Buzzfeed Video ‘Selectively Edited’
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 4:51 pm March 7, 2012
“Earlier today, Buzzfeed’s Ben Smith announced on Twitter that video researcher Andrew Kaczynski had released ‘the mysterious Harvard/Obama/race video that the Breitbart folks have been talking about,’” writes Breitbart.com editor Joel B. Pollak. BUT IS THERE MORE? THERE IS MORE. “However, the video has been selectively edited.” OH NOES! And is there STILL MORE? “Over [...]
Human Soba Noodle Richard Cohen Pees On Ghost Andrew Breitbart
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:54 am March 7, 2012
Opening his “valuable” Washington Post opinion page real estate with a tantalizing promise to speak ill of the dead, Colonel Sanders impersonator and usually vapid old coot Richard Cohen sort of delivers! It is not nice to speak ill of the dead, my mother once told me. But it is okay, I think, to speak [...]
Breitbart’s Ghost: Obama Hung Out With Commies Like Studs Terkel
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 7:57 pm March 5, 2012
Well, this is just a terrible disappointment. After all our excited yammerings on what goods the prematurely late American blogger Andrew Breitbart might have got on Our Obammerz, it seems the best Sir Breitbart could come up with was … he sat on a panel with Communists like beloved, Pulitzer Prize-winning American historian and author [...]
Wingnut Michael ‘Savage’ Weiner: Breitbart Was Assassinated
by Wonkette Jr. 12:05 pm March 2, 2012
Second-rate AM radio jackass Michael “Savage” Weiner has an important insight regarding the collapse and death of blogger Andrew Breitbart on a sidewalk Wednesday night: It was maybe an assassination! After all, Breitbart liked to go around claiming he had hawt videos of Barack Obama talking to liberals, which makes Barack Obama ineligible to be [...]
How Will Ghost Andrew Breitbart Haunt Obama From Beyond the Grave?
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 10:38 am March 2, 2012
Prematurely dead Internet pioneer Andrew Breitbart was working on something major before he died, his unpleasant underlings told LA Weekly. Now there’s video from CPAC of Breitbart planning a video (terror) attack that will Bring Down the Obama Presidency! “I’ve got video, from his college days,” Breitbart crows to a rapt yet hooting crowd of [...]
American blog owner Andrew Breitbart is dead. He was 43 years old, and reportedly died of “natural causes” in Los Angeles early this morning. We knew Breitbart — “we,” meaning many of us who have written for Wonkette, including young Riley Waggaman, pictured above at left — and he was a pleasant enough goofball in [...]
Andrew Breitbart Longing To Shoot The Next Person Who Insults Him
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 2:49 pm September 19, 2011
Screw Barack Obama and the pussy liberals with their “class warfare.” Conservative anger bear furry and professional Twitter troll Andrew Breitbart wants “warfare warfare,” because he is just murderously sick and tired of being called a homo by everyone, on Twitter. HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE. Andrew Breitbart is the world’s biggest victim, Andrew Breitbart in [...]
Anthony Weiner Hires Lawyer To Pursue Wingnut Twitter Hacker
by Wonkette Jr. 1:13 pm May 31, 2011
Hooray, Congressman Anthony Weiner isn’t going to do the usual liberal/Democrat thing of just sitting there and taking whatever criminal bullshit the fringe-right dishes up, and he has hired an attorney to pursue the hacker who hacked into Weiner’s Twitter/yfrog account and posted a pornographic image. Have fun in Gitmo with the Sharia law, Breitbart! [...]
Andrew Breitbart Wants You To See His Weiner Picture
by Wonkette Jr. 7:20 pm May 30, 2011
While we innocently pre-pre-gamed for Memorial Day barbecues, furious conspiracy nut Andrew Breitbart was saving the world, AGAIN. “Someone” broke into Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account and posted a picture of a wiener (get it??) and then Breitbart’s AARP version of 4chan “grabbed hold” of the dong picture before it was deleted, to prove once [...]
Hmm: Andrew Breitbart Gets Really Defensive About His Alcohol Use
by Jack Stuef 2:30 pm May 9, 2011
Score one for random chance: for the first time in the long history of C-SPAN, something interesting actually happened on air! Democracy’s best friend Andrew Breitbart (he’s also best friends with truth and journalistic ethics; pick one, Andy!) was on to talk about his book when he was asked to describe his “current relationship with [...]
Breitbart-Palin Mob’s Next Target: Andrew Sullivan
by Ken Layne 8:41 pm April 23, 2011
America’s surly unemployed white mouse-clickers need a little direction here. What website needs to be boycotted next? It appears it is Andrew Sullivan’s “Daily Dish,” because he has committed the Crime of repeatedly writing in a Disrespectful Way about Saint Sarah Palin and her baby. Do these people realize Andrew’s site isn’t just a couple [...]
