A popular liberal Twitter joke has been going around for… hmm… (21 - x = 13), (-x = -8), (x = 8!)… 8 days now, after crazy person Andrew Breitbart went on the 3 a.m. Fox News program and promised to “take down the institutional left” in “the next three weeks.” And so here we now have a BREITBARTOCALYPSE (that is an extremely difficult word to type!) COUNTDOWN CLOCK. Why is it still counting down, though? Harold Ford’s downfall was yesterday. [Institutional Left Doomsday Clock]

This will make sure wingnuts never complain about ACORN, or anything ACORN-ish, ever again! Specifically, ACORN has been more or less destroyed, and now state and local affiliates will go off ‘n’ do their own thing — get that MOJO back! — just like the Western Pioneers of lore. MORE »

Here’s Andrew Breitbart confronting Max Blumenthal at CPAC, with yells, oh boy! Let’s call them both trash and move on to the next post. [Daily Caller]

Terrifyingly angry Internet person Andrew Breitbart went to New Hampshire this weekend! And he talked to some people! Here he is, drinking a glass of iced rubbing alcohol, saying, “So why am I so happy to travel across the country? Because Watergate Jr. imploded.” The crowd erupts in applause — it’s not everyday that rural New Hampshirites get to hear one of them fancy West Coast non-sequiturs. He’s right though! Watergate Jr. did implode, when the police arrested them. [NowHampshire]

Remember that letter Martin Luther King Jr. wrote from a Birmingham jail? What about Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Each one a stirring moral treatise on society’s injustices, a refusal to Stand Down. Well guess what: starting today they both suck, because ACORN douche-pimp James O’Keefe, ringleading bitch of the Watergate Jr. Four, has one-upped most letters about injustice with his own. Let us Read. MORE »

David Shuster and Andrew Breitbart, goin’ stone cold nuts for 5+ minutes about ACORN and the Watergate Jr. Four. Three cheers for Cable News! Shuster is actually in New Orleans, which seems over the top. Then again, Andrew Breitbart’s entire life seems over the top. [YouTube]

FINALLY. The same pasty biotch who did Andrew Breitbart’s bidding to entrap ACORN in some minor prank that would get Congress to immediately revoke its entire funding… which was completely successful… has been arrested by the FBI for TRYING TO WIRETAP A SENATOR’S OFFICE. Cannot wait to hear the conservative spin on this one. (Perhaps he is really a liberal? Let’s just call him a “liberal” from now on…) MORE »

Oh, don’t be confused, “George W. Bush… Idiot” is meant ironically. “The Abraham Lincoln of the Middle East” is not. [Big Government]

• ACORN PAYS OFF JUDGE TO RULE IN ITS FAVOR: Oh look, a hippie Brooklyn judge has found Congress’ greatest legislative move of the year — to cut off all funding to low-income housing organization ACORN after Internet aggregator Andrew Breitbart and a couple of dipshit college Republicans made a wacky, heavily edited prank YouTube — to be a bill of attainder, which is explicitly unconstitutional. Time to pass a bill of attainder against this hippie Brooklyn judge? [NYDN]

You know what was posted on Andrew Breitbart’s masterful Big Hollywood blog last Friday? Oh, nothing much, except maybe the best poem since Hamlet and The Wasteland and Jesus combined! It is about 9/11, which was the date last Friday, to be sure. MORE »

Evil Drudge Report slave Andrew Breitbart, creator of one of the Internet’s best comedy websites, has been goin’ all “Meghan McCain” on the Twitter today, since the “actual lion loose in the Senate” died. He thinks that Ted Kennedy is a poop monster! True. But at least he gave children basic health insurance. [Twitter, Think Progress]

Last night, Sean Penn won the Best Actor Oscar for his role as Harvey Milk, a dead gay politician, in the film Milk. GOOD FOR HIM. In his acceptance speech, Penn said, “I think it is a good time for those who voted for the ban against gay marriage to sit and reflect, and anticipate their great shame, and the shame in their grandchildren’s eyes if they continue that way of support. We’ve got to have equal rights for everyone.” Immediately after hearing this, your Wonkette thought, Holy Poo, the conservative blog Big Hollywood is probably writing hilarious things, ha. Well, it was. MORE »

Your Wonkette prides itself on staying current with the latest entrants into the cancerous wasteland of Political Blogging, as it is our duty to inform America about where it should spend its non-Wonkette online time, instead of at the Huffington Post. This week, we have thoroughly studied the new “megablog” from Matt Drudge’s personal slave, Andrew Breitbart. Breitbart described his latest project, Big Hollywood, in a Moonie Times column this week as such: “Big Hollywood is not a ‘celebrity’ gabfest or a gossip outpost - it is a continuous politics and culture posting board for those who think something has gone drastically wrong and that Hollywood should return to its patriotic roots.” To answer your immediate question, yes, Kathryn Jean Lopez is a contributor. MORE »