Tag: andrea mitchell

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Susan Rice ‘Unmasking’ Thing Still Bullshit *Even Though Republicans Hate Her A LOT*

Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: I Do Not Understand The Sarcasim Of This Article

So little time, so much stupid!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Done With This ‘Wire Tapp’ Shit

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now

What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.

ANDREA MITCHELL WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS TO HER QUESTIONS, PLEASE, THANKS AND FUCK YOU

Hero journalist of the day, and also, your open thread!

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Gary Johnson Knows Learning Things Is A Gateway Drug To Knowing Things

This idiot does not give stoners a good name.

RNC Day Two: Some Business Went Down At The BuzzFeed Party, We Guess!

Also, Wonkette made America great again, because it was on our hat.
Caramba!

NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina

In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter's shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitating...

MSNBC: Let’s Invade San Bernardino Suspect’s Mom’s Privacy, For ‘Journalism’

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI confirmed it. See how that works, Fox News?) Have you come up with any new...
What is she hiding? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?

Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Whatever It Was She Did While Being Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton apologized Tuesday for having used a private email server while she was secretary of state, acknowledging in an interview with ABC News, “As I look back at it now, even though it was allowed, I should have...
56 repeals of Obamacare!

Morning Maddow: Republican Congress Fiddles While Syria Burns (Video)

Congratulations, Republicans! You've been running both houses of Congress for a month now, and so far, you've failed to pass your own bills on abortion and immigration, but at least you did pass a bill to demand building the...
Delete your account, NYT

Andrea Mitchell Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Have you heard the story about the president who got a blowjob from a lady who wasn't his wife? Sure you did. Because that blowjob would be old enough to drive a car by now, and lots of hack...

Chuck Todd Meets The Press, Needs To Improve Listening Skills

Chuck Todd is so excited, you guys! It's his first week as the new host of Meet the Press. That other guy with two first names failed his way into a $4 million buyout and NBC, looking to bring...