Tag: anderson cooper

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
They do seem like natural allies...

Florida A.G. Pam Bondi May Get Trump White House Position Even Though All The Best Girl Jobs Filled

What possible role could an amoral, self-righteous, dishonest greedhead ever hope to find in the Trump White House?

How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China’s Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD.

It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.

Fox News Had To Remind Trump Camp Not To Get Megyn Kelly Murdered. For Real.

Welcome to your new America.

A Children’s Treasury Of Post-Debate Turd Polishing

Just how bigly Did Donald Trump win? If you're Kellyanne Conway, the bigliest!

Trump Idiot Kellyanne Conway Shocked Hillary Clinton Not Winning More Bigly

BAD JOB, KELLYANNE CONWAY. Also, we kinda feel sorry for her.
Everybody's lurking for the weekend...

Donald Trump Admits He Pays No Taxes, Nation Reels In Not Shocked Unsurprise

Taxes are for little people. With little hands.

Martha Raddatz Yanks Talking Stick From Hillary To ‘Splain Donald Trump What ‘War’ Is

Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator!

Donald Trump’s Debate Performance Didn’t Really Grab Us By The Pussy

On the subject of the leaked 'Grab them by the pussy' tape, Trump fell flat. Hillary, on the other hand, kicked ass.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump Is Going To Ruin Your Weekend. Your Sunday Night Debate Preview!

Everything you never wanted to know about Sunday's presidential debate!

Sucks How Secret CIA Spy Anderson Cooper Plans To Rig Second Debate For Hillary Clinton

Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(

Donald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen’s Job

Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY.

Trump Can’t Talk To The Blacks Because Blacktown Way Too Dangerous To Visit

Corey Lewandowski explained why Donald Trump's appeals to African-Americans always happen in front of white audiences: Black areas are too dangerous.

GOP Convention Guests Get To Potty Next To ALL The Trans Folk In Cleveland, Yippee!

But what about THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS???

Justin Trudeau Can’t Figure Out Where To Put His Hands

Wonkette examines exactly where the three-way handshake between Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau and Enrique Peña Nieto went terribly wrong.