• May 27, 2012

analysis

Sarah Palin made her highly anticipated debut as a news commentator on the teevee last night, DID YOU WATCH IT? No? Did you check the Fox News this morning and not watch the clip there, because it wanted you to install Flash Player 10, which breaks other parts of your Internets when you install it? [...]

Neocon porn pamphlet The Washington Post has a fancy new cybersolution that will aid closeted Obamatards in getting their daily fix of presidential “activities.” The sexy POTUS Tracker lets you see what President Obama’s schedule is, every day, and for a small subscription fee they will send you his dirty briefs once a month and [...]

How many times has John McCain told this awful joke about sleeping like a baby? (He goes to sleep for two hours and wakes up crying, wokka wokka.) Answer: ONE MILLION TIMES. But now that he is not threatening to run our country, he does not seem so terrible! He is a pleasant, sassy older [...]

Charming hairfaced news-geek Lothario Chuck Todd said all sorts of amazing things on Hardball last night about how John McCain and Sarah Palin appear to despise each other, and how their campaign staff are all tired and annoyed and full of hate for the world, and so on. It was wondrously candid! (Chuck Todd is [...]

What is this crazy thing by sweater goblin Howard Wolfson in today’s Washington Post? It actually seems like an insightful and … dare we say, candid assessment of his Clinton-induced dementia and eventual Come to Jesus moment with Barry Obama.

Hillary Clinton may have conceded the Democratic presidential nomination last weekend, but that doesn’t mean her old ex-friend Dick Morris doesn’t have some more strategic advice for her! You have heard of this “Mark Penn” character, yes? The pile of human glop that would slither out in front of the teevee cameras and gurgle about [...]

by Sara K. Smith  10:24 am June 3, 2008

CAMPAIGN REPORTING DERANGEMENT SYNDROME: “I have come to loathe the campaign … I loathe the incessant blogging and commenting and talking and yapping and hype … This is an ugly porridge that has been placed before us, turned rancid since the cold, pristine days of Iowa only five months ago.” [Washington Post]