• May 27, 2012

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DISGUSTING THINGS

Gross Rick Santorum Says “Make It Hurt,” For the Kids

by Blair Burke  8:21 pm July 19, 2011

Oversized fetus Rick Santorum is basically poverty-stricken right now (or maybe not, if he has a television) and is now grabbing microphones all over New Hampshire, begging for money. Practically no one is voting for him and he has less than a quarter of a million dollars, which is really quite sad, considering that amount [...]

ANALS OF JUSTICE

Rupert Murdoch Makes Weird Anal Sex Joke About David Cameron

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  11:10 am July 19, 2011

Unrepentant demon overlord Rupert Murdoch and son are busy promising the British Parliament today that they had no knowledge about any of the hacking going on at News of the World previous to the scandal breaking, a ludicrous suggestion that ranks up there with “9/11 was done by the Jews” for accuracy. But Murdoch did [...]

EDUCATION

Chuck Grassley’s Latest Twitter Neologism: ‘Person-Anal Questions’

by Jack Stuef  2:40 pm April 21, 2011

Very good person-anal questions. [Twitter]

ANAL SEX JOKES

Rumors On The Internets: Kansas Senator Finally Put In Prison

by Ken Layne  7:24 pm December 8, 2006

WASHINGTON POST

Rumors On The Internets: It’s Not The Size of Your Weapon, But How Many Shots You Fire An Hour

by Ken Layne  7:05 pm November 3, 2006

IRAQ

Rumors On The Internets: Better Gay Than Grumpy

by Alex Pareene  5:57 pm October 16, 2006

CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Daily Briefing: The Buck Stops at That Pervert Over There

by Alex Pareene  8:38 am October 3, 2006

SCOOTER LIBBY

Rumors On The Internets: Bush In Your Tush

by Alex Pareene  5:38 pm September 27, 2006

METRO SECTION

Metro Section: The Urban Jungle

by dlat  11:00 pm May 18, 2006

WASHINGTON POST

Metro Section: Bravo Darling!

by dlat  9:23 pm May 3, 2006

KARL ROVE

Gleefully Exploiting the Plame Investigation

by wonkette  5:31 pm August 3, 2005

ABOUT

Wonkette: Tastes Like Chicken

by wonkette  3:59 pm August 2, 2005

ABOUT

What Does a Wonkette Taste Like?

by wonkette  1:04 pm August 2, 2005