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Having Poisoned World Money Supply, Bankers Can Now Poison Young Minds

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Banker cat will eat your babies.British Prime Minister Gordon Brown suggested that a group of unemployed people who represent society’s most rapacious, morally flexible personalities sculpt the vulnerable minds of innocents. We speak, of course, of out-of-work bankers getting jobs teaching school children. Crazy Europeans! What will they think of next, milk in boxes? MORE »