Look everyone, the apocalypse. The folks at William F. Buckley’s internet National Review have launched an entire new weblog dedicated to Sarah “Gogol” Palin’s masterwork, Going Rogue. Ha ha ha, what a… smart idea! We just turned our regular blog into a Going Rogue blog; it really crowds the other stuff out… Anyway the National Review “Rogue” blog is just some dude copy-pasting AP articles without comment, so BOOKMARK IT IMMEDIATELY. [Rogue]

Here is the latest strange part of Going Rogue, where Sarah Palin talks to her cussin’, chewin’, questionin’ son Track, who is fightin’ in the Wars. We think Sarah is telling Track that she has decided to not-quit her job as governor, by quitting it. Then she abruptly orders Track to fast (!), but they reach a compromise. Track is a real American.

Our secret operative keeps sending the pages. This, from page 225, about what Struck Her As Ironic: the black had taken her life-long message, of Change. We’re confident at this point that Going Rogue is worse than we’d imagined. Wow. More to come.