Wonkette

And here is George W. Bush, America’s best president, getting wildly booed at the first regular season baseball game in Washington’s brand new Nationals Park the other night. As a fairly reserved Keith Olbermann says, the catcher for this “ceremonial” first pitch was not the usual Nationals catcher, who takes steroids. The attendees at this game were all locked in the stadium after the game and ceremonially waterboarded, and later killed. [YouTube]

George W. Bush held a video conference with some soldiers in Afghanistan yesterday, and the ol’ fighter got jealous of all the Freedom they get to create! In George’s youth, you see, he got to have all sorts of fun fightin’ tigers in the front lines of Vietnam, where he created Freedom for the first time. And yesterday, he told these troops in Afghanistan how “envious” he was of their “romantic,” uh, permanent deployment to the asshole of the world! MORE »

War President George W. Bush is still running America, and he’s still losing national support. We haven’t thought about this guy since 2005, or whenever that hurricane hit, but he must be screwing up mightily for the first time. A new American Research Group poll gives him a 19% approval rating — the lowest in modern history and a considerable drop from last month’s stellar 34% in the same poll. It seems this has to do with the economy, which devious mortgage squatters have hijacked and immediately foreclosed in the name of George W. Bush. [American Research Group]