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Karl Rove gave a speech last night at American University and some hippie chicks showed up to make their voices heard! They threw their sandals at Rove’s car, and then they totally sat around the car! Then the big policemen moved the hippies and Karl Rove drove home, the end. MORE »

• Trent Lott: “Bloggers claim I was their first pelt, and I believe that. I’ll never read a blog.” Awww, Trent! Don’t be that way! I bet Denny Hastert’ll give you shout out! Though it’ll look more like an inward mumble. [CSM, via Yahoo]
• Remember: the Twelve Days of Fitzmas continue until Efitzany (or until somebody has one). [Grammar.Police]
• And if you make your own mess, don’t blab to the press! [Thrown For A Loop]
• Guess who else was in court today? [WTOP, via Rock Creek Rambler]
• This year, Halloween in Virginia to less challenging, terrifying [NBC News]

Yesterday, we were alerted to a suggestion made by law professor John Banzhaf to the students of American University — urging them to use the courts to yank ousted jackass Benjamin Ladner upside down by the heels and shake him down for the green he made off with by following the same tack that GWU students used against that sex-machine of yesteryear, Spiro Agnew. MORE »

• AU ex-prez’s wife calls him “the most ethical man I ever met.” And he’s not married to Harriet Miers. Still: “What, did Ladner pull this woman off a pirate ship or something? Honey, I’ve met more ethical men on the sets of Estonian bukkake movies.” [DCeiver]
• “Memorials on the National Mall? So Crazy, It Just Might Work” [G.p]
• What if you had a 17th Street Drag Race and everybody came? [DCist's Flickr]
• Butterstick’s lethal level of adorability claims another victim. [Blacktable]

• Let us do something useful for you: Google DC Metro map. [Metamonkey via Unrequited Narcissism]
• AU students protest former president Ladner. Our current favorite superfluous perk? “His use of university security guards to fetch his morning newspapers.” [DCist]
• Stuff that’s filming around here. [GW Hatchet]
• Some lawmakers have blogs. Or, uhm “blog-like pages.” [WP]

• Why you can’t buy wine at the Maryland Trader Joe’s: Because Maryland said so, that’s why. [DCist]
• How you can help FEMA help the Gulf help itself. [DCiever]
• Wouldn’t you like some Butterstick the Panda for Christmas? [WP]
• American University president spends “nearly $44,000 in alcohol.” Not at Trader Joe’s, we’re thinking. [WP]