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AMERICAN TORTOISE

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Myrtle da turtleDESERTED: “Now we’re bored of silence, scared of bugs, terrified of snakes, and only understand wildlife in lurid teevee terms. Toddler eaten by hungry coyote five years ago; fat mom was inside stripping for Web-Cam.” [LA CityBeat: Desert Rattler]