Tag: american thinker

‘American Thinker’ Calls Up Reserve Pitcher To Write Penthouse Forum Letter To Donald Trump

Remember those ridiculous Penthouse Forum letters? The ones you'd read after you exhausted all the masturbatory potential of the pictures in Penthouse? Side note to our younger readers: yes, porn was once harder to come by (that's what she...
How can anyone dispute it? That's a finger all right!

Latest Proof Obama’s A Muslim: He Openly Possesses An Index Finger

Barack Hussein Obama had better just give up the pretense and admit that he's a Muslim Manchurian Candidate, because some genius at "American Thinker" -- where the stuff that's too crazy for WorldNetDaily ends up -- has finally found...
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Was Someone’s ‘Achiever’ Of The Year. Let That Sink In.

When we saw that Sarah Palin had been named someone's "Achiever" of the year of our lord 2014, unfortunately, we were forced to read on. BUT HOW did someone name the former half-term governor "achiever" of anything, we asked...

Wingnut Poetry Critic Just Asking: Does Poem By 19-Year-Old Barack Obama Reveal Subtle Jew-Hating?

So, Barack Obama wrote a kind of dumb poem in 1981 (Survivors of sophomore creative writing workshops may experience flashbacks): UNDERGROUND Under water grottos, caverns Filled with apes That eat figs. Stepping on the figs That the apes Eat, they crunch. The apes howl, bare Their fangs, dance, Tumble...

‘American Thinker’ Magazine: Why Does Barack Obama Refuse To Be A Republican Woman?

Grace Harley went to a thing, for ladies, and she almost left because it was full of stupid feminists like Nancy Pelosi saying women have to work harder than men to be seen as at all capable and what...

Barack Obama Now Trying To Murder White Children, With Asthma

How is the Obama administration trying to murder white children today? Oh, only by giving them more asthma, for racial fairness, according to this incredibly logical and sane explicator in The American Thinker. Thinking! Pull up your coffee, and...