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George W. Bush Sinks To Lowest Low of Lows In Polls, Ever

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

War President George W. Bush is still running America, and he’s still losing national support. We haven’t thought about this guy since 2005, or whenever that hurricane hit, but he must be screwing up mightily for the first time. A new American Research Group poll gives him a 19% approval rating — the lowest in modern history and a considerable drop from last month’s stellar 34% in the same poll. It seems this has to do with the economy, which devious mortgage squatters have hijacked and immediately foreclosed in the name of George W. Bush. [American Research Group]


Bad News For Rudy Is America’s New Favorite Thing

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

toolfloridapoll.jpgRudy has only ever campaigned in Florida, and now he’s in fourth place there, according to a new American Research Group poll. He’s losing everywhere and to everyone, and he can’t stop doing this. But there is some silver lining. MORE »


It’s WALNUTS! Time Now

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

walnutspoll.jpgHuckabee, your month of surging is over. Those major newspaper endorsements for John McCain are finally kicking in, according to a just-released American Research Group poll. He’s tied for the lead in New Hampshire and second in Iowa. It’s like the summer and/or fall of 2006 all over again! Enjoy it while it lasts, Walnuts, before Alan Keyes or some other dingus starts “surging” in January. [American Research Group]