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Scott Brown, Cover Up Those Daughters!
Listen, Senator Scott, unless you want your senatorial daughters to end up like old what’s-his-name’s nutty daughter with the boobs and the retractable regrettable Twittering, it’s time to cover up those gals and live like a real Republican.
Ayla Brown’s Website For President
So one of President Scott “The Bush” Brown’s slave daughters, who just narrowly escaped her dad’s latest wacky attempt to auction her off last night, has a website dedicated to the glory of her song!
Tinkerbell, Woolly Mammoths, and Plays About Death
Tonight through early August: If you’re a fan of musical theater, inappropriate sexual innuendos, failed pop icons, or ’80s hits, and you just LOVE when underdogs triumph over adversity, you should catch Spring Awakening or The Color Purple at the Kennedy Center. Both shows have won numerous Tony awards, so regardless of your feelings toward [...]
Beloved Democratic Icon Paula Abdul Hearts Hillary Clinton
Call Now To Impeach!
America’s Favorite Shitty Singer to Attend WHCA Dinner
Let’s Intentionally Destroy the 2008 Election!
Gossip Roundup: Karl Rove Loves His Dead Gay Dad
Remainders: Voting for Virility
Gossip Roundup: Back in the Classroom
Wonkette’s Week in Review: What Money Does Buy
Taylor Hicks + Beyonce + Unfettered Capitalism = Friday Fun for the Whole Family!
Gossip Roundup: Rice’s ‘Idol’
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