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FLOTUS FILES  1:07 pm May 30, 2012

Michelle Obama Releases Fancy Book About Gardening

by Blair Burke

As promised, our First Lady Michelle Obama has published her first book. It is a book about gardening, and if “The Help” is any indication, it is sure to be a bestseller, because isn’t it probably the same thing, except with Mexicans? Apparently, no! “Michelle’s Secret Garden,” as we like to call it, or “American [...]

FLOTUS FILES  10:43 am October 31, 2011

Evil Obama Destroys FLOTUS’ Healthy Halloween

by Blair Burke

The holidays are a difficult time for any couple. In America, “the holidays” usually refers to that special time of year when the baby Jesus returns to cast spells on all the Walmarts so he can watch insane sweatpants-clad parents kill each other over whatever Furby the kids are freaking out about these days. But [...]


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