Tag: American Family Association

Chill American Family Association Dudes Just Want The Gays To Stop Banging *For Their Health*

This is a purely health-related concern, from some very health conscious dudes.
blood meridian 2015

Walmart Knows Where It Wants Trans Folks To Make Toilet, But Shhhhhh, It’s A Secret!

Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.

Nice DC Security Guard Arrested Just For Roughing Up Trans Lady In The Bathroom, Unfair!

Hey, a person arrested for peeing while trans - and it wasn't the trans person!

Target Doesn’t Need None Of You Dumb Bigots’ Business, So BYE FELICIA

Gay-hatin' wingnuts, Target has some bad news for you.
They're also checking for penguins on the telly

Brave Anti-Gay Dudes Hanging Out In Target Lady Bathrooms, For The Kids

Watch out, lady shoppers! There may be men dressing up as women and coming into the ladies' biffy at your local Target, and if there are, chances are they're crusading morons from the American Family Association out to prove...

Fox News Morons So Scared Of Taking A Dump At Target

Have you all signed up to help the American Family Association boycott Target? It's the hottest thing right now! Over 500,000 people have signed a pledge saying that, due to how Target says it is okay for people to...

Bryan Fischer Wishes Bryan Adams Would Stop Lynching All The Blacks In Mississippi

There's a fight a-brewin' and it's Bryan vs. Bryan! In one corner, we have noted civil rights leader Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association. In the other corner, it's Bryan Adams, Canadian pop star who sings about the "Summer...
Everybody Must Get Stoned

Jesus Pals Disagree On Which Whores To Stone, Just Kidding No They Don’t

Donald Trump's suggestion last week that of course there have to be criminal penalties for women who have abortions -- even after he tried to walk it back -- has caused no small amount of consternation among the Religious...
Cocktail hour.

Moron Todd Starnes Says Moron Todd Starnes Is Moron

Suspected pee enthusiast and Fox News shouty mad face Todd Starnes is having a confuse! You see, the other day Donald Trump talked Jesus words to the virginal students of Liberty University, and he Bibled wrong, because he said...
The Yoogest Story Ever Told

Southern Baptist Leader Calls Donald Trump Filthy Slutty Gambling Glutton Whore

Oh bother! The evangelicals are getting itchy in their Underoos again, what with the cognitive dissonance of Donald Trump -- who does all the seven deadly sins before breakfast, including the one about wanting to fuck his daughter -- being the frontrunner for...
OK not ALL the little children, according to Republicans.

Teabagger Congressman Furious With Obama For Stealing Jesus From Teabaggers

Remember Dave Brat? He is the teabagger who decided Virginia congressman Eric Cantor was a stinkin' liberal, primaried him from the right, and beat him, thus depriving Cantor of all his future hopes and dreams, and forcing John Boehner to...
Huck would like to bitch and moan some more please.

Mike Huckabee Hates The Religious Right And Wishes It Were Dead

Mike Huckabee's river of leaking butthurt continues to flood across America. Hope you're wearing your parka and your galoshes! He's really upset because nobody loves him, even after he's done SO MUCH to lick the areolas of the establishment religious right....
Bible lizard.

Bryan Fischer Knows Dinosaurs Are Really Just Ginormous Grandma Bible Lizards

Whatcha doin', Bryan Fischer? Solving science and convincing Wonkette that we have been completely wrong about this whole fundamentalist Christian thing, and just in time for the birth of Our Lord And Savior Baby Jesus, and also the afterbirth?...
Don't all teens talk like this? Especially on the sidelines of a f'ball game?

Sundays With The Christianists: Let’s Read Some Terrible Pro-Abstinence Comics!

Thanks to the extremely slow delivery process of an online fundagelical ministry, we have finally received a crackerjack prize we ordered back in August: a copy of the fabulous "Truth For Youth Bible," which is full of lies right...
Not even Edward Everett Horton could save this one

Wingnuts Save Marriage With ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ Where Wolf Is All The Gays

Fresh from the creative souls at the Christian Action League, which RightWingWatch informs us is "the American Family Association’s North Carolina affiliate," comes the cautionary tale of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Very Gay Wolf, published...
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Good Christian Housewives Declare War On Miss Piggy The Whore

It's been a while since yr Wonkette has checked in with the "One Million Moms" group (77,000 Facebook fans and counting!), and its fearless leader, the halfwit Never-Nude Monica Cole. Hi, Monica! If you don't remember, "One Million Moms" is...