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Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel

American Apparel canned founder Dov Charney just because he loved to shove his wang in his employees’ faces, like that is even wrong. Now Dov Charney gonna sue for the damage to his spotless reputation. Oh, and also: they only offered him a million a year to stay on “in a creative capacity.” OUTRAGE. Read more on Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel…
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Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between ‘Labor’ And ‘Not Being Rapey’

From my window, I can see the massive American Apparel factory at Sixth and Alameda, in Los Angeles. Inside the fortress, seamstresses — regardless of immigration status — earn $10 to $18 per hour, according to the Financial Times (which probably checked). I’ve always thought it was more important, in my personal Maslow’s Hierarchy, to vote “yes” with my money on paying seamstresses $10 to $18 per hour than it was to vote “no” with my money and Send American Apparel Founder Dov Charney A Lesson About Not Raping Everybody. Your Maslow’s Hierarchy (that is not really what Maslow’s Hierarchy is, FYI) may differ! Read more on Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between ‘Labor’ And ‘Not Being Rapey’…
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America’s Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him

We’ve known forever that creepy photographer Terry Richardson was maximum creepy, with gross allegations galore about creeping on young models. These were vague mutterings until a couple days ago, when two different models came forward. Some of the allegations aren’t of the “he made me feel sexualized” variety. They’re pretty ick-inducing. Read more on America’s Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him…
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American Apparel Invites You To Wear This Menstruating Vagina On Your Chest

There are so many things to say about American Apparel’s menstruating-vagina tee. For instance! We can all laugh at our friend Doktor Zoom for not knowing what the “squigglies” on the labia and perineum were. (They are parameciums, Dok, obviously.) Read more on American Apparel Invites You To Wear This Menstruating Vagina On Your Chest…
 

All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

Sure, Hopeful Barack Obama just got a bunch of endorsements from important political constituencies such as the mostly naked nymphs of American Apparel, the wealthy elderly survivors of the Grateful Dead, “jam band” hero Dave Matthews and teevee’s Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly Oscar(TM)-winner Forest Whitaker. But what about half-dead pop groups from 40 years ago? [Funny Or Die] Read more on All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements…