Wonkette

Did you know this new Clinton ad proves algebraically that Hillary Clinton is a racist? Neither did we, until we read the liberal Internet this morning! One of those insightful cinematography experts at Daily Kos noticed that Obama appears to be even blacker than usual in Clinton’s new ad. Is that even possible? Nothing is impossible when BILLARY DOWNHILLARY HITLERY ROD-SHAM CLINTON’s 60-year-old plan to win the Democratic nomination is at stake, the blogs say. MORE »

We’d like to welcome Americablog to the Jenna Bush beat. The more the merrier, as Jenna herself has been heard to say. The item reports on an alleged Jenna sighting at Zucchabar (meaningfully described in the WP as having “Cold War-era bomb shelter” decor), where she was “straddling and dry-humping her boyfriend (or acquaintance)” — possibly this guy, possibly doing this. The First Best Friend with Benefits went on to defend his date’s honor by rebuffing a would-be suitor with an unusually clever taunt: “Hey dude, are you trying to ask a Bush daughter to dance or something?!” MORE »

So jealous: We talk smack about W. all the fucking time and we have yet to hear from the White House. John Aravosis recycles the “Bush flipping the bird” clip and suddenly he’s on track for putting red flags in flowerpots and the White Correspondents’ Dinner and who knows what else:

David Almacy just called me from the White House communications office to clarify the reports that Bush flipped off reporters yesterday while visiting the Hill. David says that Bush was definitely giving the thumbs up sign with regards to the upcoming CAFTA vote (Central American Free Trade Agreement). I asked David if I could write about our conversation, and he said please do.

Aravosis claims to be skeptical of the “thumb story” but we point out that the White House only lies off the record. MORE »