Tag: america the beautiful

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A Children’s Treasury Of Sexy Fourth Of July Patriotic Musical Videos

For your America Day enjoyment, we proudly present this retread/update of a 2011 post by "Wonkette Jr," whose actual identity is lost to time -- truly, we are standing on the shoulders of an unknown giant. Since not even...
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Ben Carson Coulda Killed Bin Laden And Saddam Without Going To War, Just Like JFK Did

Ben Carson made a Dumb again! He was trying and failing, like so many other Republican candidates before him, to answer the question, "would you have invaded Iraq?" To his credit, he said it was a mistake! But he said...

Allen West Will Be Haunted By The Horror Of The Coca-Cola Superbowl Ad For The Rest Of His Life

Did you watch Super Sportsball Spectacular yesterday? Were you rooting for the Broncos? If so, you are probably not reading this because you committed ritual suicide after that game. Those of you who remain are still watching wingnut heads...

Fox & Friends: Why Doesn’t NBC’s Hurricane Sandy Telethon Have More People Who Sneer At People Who Need Help?

Well it is obviously Media Matters Day here on your Wonket, as they are our "idiotic Fox & Friends video" go-to, and Fox & Friends is on somewhat of a tear! Now? They're just asking! why NBC would give...

Mitt Romney Finds Man Who Can Sing ‘America The Beautiful’ Worse Than He Can

And (no surprise), it's alleged vote frauder Meat Loaf! Let us relive the glory days of Ol' Miffed Romney's beauteous version for Olds, after the jump. Well, that was terrible. You're welcome.

Free Speech Under Siege: Obama’s Nazi Goons Censor Romney’s Dumb Ad

First, the Obama campaign released the Platonic Ideal of a campaign ad, a brief montage of empty factories and headlines about Willard Romney's vulture-capitalist hijinks at Bain Capital, accompanied by Mittens' accoustically-finessed assault on "America The Beautiful." The...