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Posts Tagged ‘alternative energy’

Dumb Congressman Doesn’t Understand Solar Power ‘Moratorium,’ Either

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Rep. John Hall (Dirty Hippie, NY) became a congressman in 2006, when even a naked “soft rock” hippie seemed less dangerous than Mark Foley or Don Sherwood or John Sweeney. Problem is, hippiez r dum! Hall is now sending official congressional spam about the alleged Bush Administration plot to stop solar energy so the Oil Corporates can continue to rule the Earth. Are American enviro-leftists as gullible as the “God DAMN Muslim O’bama’s Christian Church” crowd? Let’s find out! MORE »


More Ethanol Than We Can Ever Possibly Drink

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

* Eh, fuck it. Just repost other people’s shit. [Republic of T]
* “Hermaphrodite midget porn” has never been so boring. [Sarah and the Goon Squad]
* “But they aired this video and slide show simultaneously and on repeat EVERY DAY. The video contained shots of actual water births…women in all of their birthing glory (naked, mind you). The slide show contained still shots from water births. All day for 3 days I saw this video continuously.” [OC Girl]
* Your ethanol means fewer body shots for everyone. Thanks, hippes. [Cockblog]