Tag: alligators

Florida Man Hurls Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window, Becomes Apex Florida Man

It's been way too long since we've had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he's back. There's just no more clever way to say this: a dude in Royal Palm Beach, Florida, hurled an alligator...

Here It Is, The Most Florida Headline To Ever Florida: Your Florida Roundup

We will begin this week’s roundup with a headline that is too perfect, too resplendent, too quintessentially Floridian, for words: Gunshot victim dropped off at Walmart instead of hospital But because Yr Wonkette pays Yr Florida Correspondent to do words, let...
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Our Terribleness Is ‘Staggeringly Impressive’: Your Florida Roundup

Thrillist, which is a website you would read if you didn’t spend every waking moment not already set aside for 8-balls and hookers staring lovingly Yr Wonket, puts together these dumb lists every now and again, as websites do....
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Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators

And now, dear Wonketteers, a headline that is quite simply tailor-made for Your Wonkette: TWO ALLIGATORS, A POLE DANCER AND POT AT OLYMPIA AREA SHOOTING SCENE Jesus Christ, this is what the internet was made for. Do we even have to...

Michelle Obama Punished With NASCAR Race In Everglades

Our Michelle Obama just likes to surprise us every day, mostly with bad news about how we're all killing ourselves, eating things that are probably not classified as "food" by any branch of science. But she also likes to...