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Posts Tagged ‘allegories’

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The Daily Beast’s Undercover Cosmetology, Picnics and Racism Beat Chief Has Behind The Scenes SCOOP

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

More revelations than usual this week on Tina Brown’s pro-bono Electra Complex study, The Daily Beast. Famous “daughter of” Elizabeth Gates, daughter of Skip Gates, has insights about last week’s impossibly crucial Treaty of Beersailles between her father, the cop who handcuffed him to the Past, and the President of the United States. Blind item! WHICH major player in this incident wore “an appropriately heavy and charmingly untrained amount of green eyeliner on her lower lashes”—a savvy cosmetological atonement that, in many ways, taught everyone something about America? MORE »