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Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

I watched it for a little while, I love to watch things on teevee.Washington has a plan to save us from the 5,000-pound satellite that will crash back to Earth in a few weeks and kill most Americans: The Pentagon is going to fire a missile at the out-of-control bus-sized piece of toxic space junk! If it works, we might survive until one of the other thousands of satellites crash back to Earth and kill us all. MORE »