Wonkette

* Start practicing your draft card burning now — troop surge may include 48,000 new soldiers. [DefenseTech]
* All the Oscars and Nobel prizes in the world can’t stop Al Gore from crying himself to sleep about the one that got away. [MoJo]
* Fuck it, nevermind: Limbaugh’s up for a Nobel too. [Think Progress]
* If you love Jesus, you hate Alexandra Pelosi. It just has to be that way. [Pandagon]
* Luckily, mom has access to some armor-plated transport. Because if there’s one thing about bible belts, it’s that they usually have guns on them. [Captain's Quarters]
* Joe Biden is a racist marketing genius. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Barack Obama’s so open minded he even hires staffers who maxed out their contributions to Bush in 2004. [The Politico]
* Judith Miller had to go to jail all by her lonesome thanks to… Jason Blair. [Radar]

* Heard on the Hill: “On Friday afternoon, Capitol Police put out an all-points bulletin indicating that ‘multiple individuals were harassing or being too forward with Sen. [Barack] Obama (D-Ill.)’ inside the Hart Senate Office Building.” … The first 100 hours were neither first nor 100 hours… Senate still lazy, not working 5 day weeks. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Famous women who’ve done famous things are approvingly listed and described. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: FDR’s car auctioned, fetches less than a NAZI CAR… Moby was here. He dislikes DC, which should cheer up Washingtonians. Also, Alexandra Pelosi calls him “Baby Mo.” [Examiner]
* Washington Whispers: New DCCC head is trying to be BFF with DNC head Howard Dean… Michael Chertoff picked Beta over VHS. [USN&WR]

* Heard on the Hill: Alexandra Pelosi’s new documentary is screening tomorrow, people who want to suck up to mom Nancy will surely be there… The Senate has 16 women, all of them were on the Today Show, and Oxygen is throwing them a party before the SOTU. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Hungarian Ambassador Andras Simonyi had a dinner for David Lynch and Donovan, you missed weirdest night in Washington history. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: 24 reveals existence of secret CIA prison in Anacostia, Marion Barry unamused… This Barack Obama character is apparently popular or something… More college football bullshit. [Examiner]
* Rush and Molloy: People are upset that Amazon.com gave the WaPo’s bad review of Jimmy Carter’s book high placement. [NYDN]