Tag: alberto gonzales

Hey, remember that Alberto Gonzales guy? Not the baseball player, the guy who was Skippy Bush's White House Counsel and then later the Attorney...

Well, this is ... this is ... we don't even ... FUCK! So, there is a bit of kerfuffle and a hullabaloo about the Department...

We already know that nobody who worked for George W. Bush ever committed any kind of war crimes or did anything illegal in starting...

'AL' GONZALES FIXED MOST THINGS: From one of those fancy New York Esquire interviews, where it's all answers, no questions: "This may sound egotistical,...

The "Climaquiddick Ocean?" No thanks. It's a shame global warming is such a disgusting hoax, because if it wasn't, Vanuatu would surely sink into...

Former Bush White House counsel and Mexican attorney general Alberto Gonzales is balls-deep into his professorial duties for the semester at Texas Tech,...

Barack Obama has everything he needs to take over the world (1,000 kilos of moutarde de Dijon, his mother-in-law's crystal ball, and uh, Brookstone...

The research goblins over at TPM and the New York Times are busy at work devouring thousands of pages of newly released documents regarding...

Former Bush White House counsel and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales -- whose great political achievements include conspiring with John Yoo to destroy the U.S....

Do not despair, jobless people! You're not alone. Several members of Congress who lost their positions in the 2008 elections have yet to find...

Mexican urban legend Alberto Gonzales is unable to find a job and is comically blaming the recession for this. After Barack Obama redistributes the...

During his tenure in office, George Bush created more than a housing bubble: he also fostered an "employment bubble" for high-functioning idiots, who were...

Well, it would be nice if these guys ever went to jail for anything, but it seems unlikely that they will go to jail...

YOU DON'T SAY: "The inspector general’s investigation found that Ms. Goodling and a handful of other senior aides to Mr. Gonzales developed a system...

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