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Free Sex For New York State Politicians … So Why Did Spitzer Have To Rent Hookers?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

The dapper adultererCitizens, do you think that important legislative things happen in the capital of your state, for example the passing of laws? You are right, sort of! Sometimes laws do get passed, but it’s only because our elected representatives need something to do in the 30-45 minutes of the day they aren’t chasing skirts and fondling ripe man-flesh. After the jump, an up-to-the-minute thumbnail history of all the foul misdeeds and sexy hijinks our state leaders engage in when they’re supposed to be reading that bill about the toll roads. MORE »


Spitzer’s Whore-Using Alias Actually His Friend’s Name

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Ooohhhh Brrrnnggg Brrnnnnggg yip yip yip yip yipWasn’t Eliot Spitzer supposed to be smart? No, he’s a moron. And also a creep. When he needed an “alias” for his whoring, he just used the name of his real-life close friend and supporter, George Fox. The real George Fox “has known Governor Spitzer for more than 20 years and has been a supporter during the Governor’s various political campaigns.” It wasn’t enough to shame his wife and family — Creepy Eliot needed to humiliate his friends and supporters, too. MORE »