Tag: alaska

Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose

Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.

Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You’ll Really Want To Read This One.

Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case.

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Did A Weird Russian Spy Lady Send These Gun-Humping Trump Creeps To Moscow? WHOA IF TRUE!

This time psycho-fascist Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke got to go! Weird, huh?

Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot

Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?

Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017

U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!

Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …

Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
This child can't stand Maureen Dowd either

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, September 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
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Republicans’ Awesome Plan For The Economy Basically ‘Hillary Emails’ And Coal

Hey, unemployed takers, were you encouraged by the Make America Work Again plan revealed at the Republican National Convention last night? Turns out that all we really need is a pick, shovel and some gumption, and we'll all be...