Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.
Lisa, come sit with us instead.
Civility is overrated.
Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case.
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
This time psycho-fascist Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke got to go! Weird, huh?
Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?
U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
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