Tag: alan grayson

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

Oh, Look! Some Last-Minute Lying Ads In Georgia’s Special Election! Starring Mister BARACK OBAMA!

A bunch of lies and deceit from outside groups? Must mean the Democrat has a pretty good chance!

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

A Wonkette Civility Lesson For Sad Sack Primary Losers Acting Like A Buncha Syph-Oozing Dicks

None of these people's mamas raised them right, apparently.
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Hide Your Children! It’s Your Arizona And Florida Primary Day Open Thread!

Oh, it's another damned primary election with national implications. Guess we should pay attention, huh?

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 23, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.

Wonkagenda, Tuesday 07/26/2016

Good Taco Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some quick newz to digest!

Dem On Dem Violence! Harry Reid Wants To Drown Alan Grayson In A Bathtub

Harry Reid has had enough of walking Panama Papers villain Alan Grayson giving Democrats a bad name. If they have a catfight, will they maybe kiss?
Remember, kids, guns don’t kill people, people kill people (with guns)

Let’s Shoot Up A School Bus On Our Way To The Gun Show: Your Florida Roundup

  Is there an image that better sums up Florida? No, there is not. The story behind this is quite sad — two young girls were shot on a school bus; their injuries are thankfully not life-threatening — and not really...

Guns, Boob Leaks, And Wack Doogie Howser: Your Florida Roundup

God’s Waiting Room did not disappoint this week, so let’s dive right in! We’ll begin in Florida's northeast corner, the part that would probably rather be Georgia (and not the good parts of Georgia), where the good sheriff of...
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Alan Grayson’s Bigamist Wife Has Leaking Boob Sacs, We Are Done Here

Just about everything about Florida Democrat Alan Grayson's divorce from his wife, Lolita (yes really) has been gross and vaguely horrible, like the claim that he assaulted her (or maybe he didn't) and his contention that their marriage was invalid...
Now, observe the power of the free market!

Florida GOP Vaporizes Obamacare With Fully Operational Free Market Alternative

Florida Republicans had a great idea: Instead of expanding Medicaid under the socialist tyranny of Obamacare, they'd let the Free Market show off what it could do. So they spent $900,000 to build a website that would allow Floridians to...

Alan Grayson’s Divorce Just Got Even Grosser

Time for us to check in once again on Rep. Alan Grayson (D-America’s Dingus) and his terrible divorce that we very reluctantly wrote about a few weeks back. We say “reluctantly” not because we are liberals who live up...

Fine, Here Is Your Not Entirely Exculpatory Vid Of Alan Grayson’s Wife Whaling On Him With A Claw Hammer

Look, we are also VERY SAD when a prominent Dem does -- or is accused of doing -- something wrong, but we have to write about it, you know, we really do. And damn, we would really love it...